barkwindjammer

I was Intruiged at the 'what other hobbies' thread and thought I should get myself a pet, my therapist suggested a trouser-snake, I'm not into reptiles much so was looking for other suggestions ?

I'll wager 'Dolcie' has one before the year is out

Most of us have done that one Mike so dont be so hardon yourself

Did ye get em from E-buy-gum, I said did ye get em from E-buy-gum lass?

Why purchase when you can make your own,

Yam gearboxes are made of 'Lego' you not only hear-you will feel it too-not a nice feeling eh its what XJ's do ! among other things

Arrow headed tap-down is ON -up is RESERVE -horizontal is PRIME give the marking plate a good clean with meths and toothbrush (an old one is best for this !) let it dry, paint with white nail-varnish or tippex, after this has dried polish the excess off the plate with fine wire wool

Now ! come on Charlie we know your a modest celeb who shuns the limelight, for anyone not familiar with Oldgitonabike and his ability to wow a croud heres a wee clip of him in action from his hey day

You were a 'siren' of the silver screen, and being a vampire you haven't aged a bit ?

What most of you wont know is we have some celebrity members on the YOC GrahamC for example was the guitarist who played alongside pop nancy boy Damon Allbran in the famous 80's brit-pop band Blurt : FACT Oldgitonabike moved south to avoid being swamped by hoardes of adoring Scots fans, he is in fact Charlie Reid of The Proclaimers : FACT anyone know any other 'Celeb forum members' ?

You can also cut the shank off a drill bit (7/32") and use that

Sticky side stand switch ? also, the bike having a new owner (you) it may take some 'settling in' did you buy it a sweet from the shop? - I bet not

An AK-47? thats handy to have around

Nice one Dave, like that

I sure duz!, got a yamaha pacifica and a scrappy Martin acoustic

I thought I saw 'Gamekeeper Willie' mebbe I'm just Simpsons biased,,,Doh !

best get 4 jars then

Read the same story earlier Hermy, I would ask their 'officer' to fight me for it

Whats all this shouting?, we'll have no trouble here !

From your pics it does look like you'd have to be a bit o a knuckle-dragger to reach them bars !

What was it like Graham working with Damon Allbran ?

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What?

Final question at a pub quiz in Glasgow last night....."and the final question to win the £20 is - Take Thats first album consisted of four words - the first two were Take That so what were the second two? there was a 20 second pause then a wee Glaswegian man pipes up , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , "ya cunt"?