barkwindjammer

Paddy and his missus on the bed She's got crotchless nickers on, She says to Paddy "lick this ya big- sexy bastard"!, he says "feck- off"! "look what its done to your nickers"!

I despair

Many happy returns auld yin weight-watchers cake, its just not right

Which bike are you working on?

OG bring out the tumbleweeds

Its probably 'harmonics' for a full explanation of this anomoly PM KAREN_ALCATRAZ

have only checked this out for my model, there may be other models listed for this offer, have a gander http://www.renntec.co.uk/product1015.html

A kebab?, you dont wanna be eatin a kebab, think of your ulceritus man, the frail 6 teeth you have left will never cope with that chewy pita bread, not to mention the raw cabbage they use to 'bulk' the sparse nutritional content in this over priced voodoo delicacy, and your mid-rif, think of the calories contained in the grease they process into the non-nutritional spinning, propane heated phalus, no what you want at your age is a nice healthy, steaming bowl of porridge, easy to consume if made thin and runny enough, no chewing whatso-ever, and vewy vewy healthy to boot ! Oh, and by my pardon, many, many happy returns Drew

During this extra-ordinary hot spell don't leave windows or doors open, stay safe at all times, and sleep well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk35zer0T10

This is one of my faves

It 'runs into some small valve or filter' you said, if it terminates as an open tube then its an overflow-with a non-return valve fitted to it

Happy Birthday WooShell, I think what your describing is the fuel line (fuel from the tank to the carbs-hence the inline filter), just check the connections are not leaking, you may smell fuel if you've over filled your tank (a common newbie thang), post those pics anyway-we likey pics

Hi Dave and welcome back, hows life in tumbleweed Nevada?, the good news is Foamy and Barwell are learning life is a bitch-just the same way we learned , the bad news is Goff has dumped us for Ben Affleck !

The sunshine and warm dry weather turns every body into Tom Cruz (fighter-pilot) or Penelope Cruise (totty), put both in a road vehicle, Tom cant multi-task, so when on the open road is usually driving (like Tom Cruise, unless he spots Penelope, then he tries to think about two things at once-driving and Penelope's voluptious ti**, ok 3 things then,,,) Penelope can multi-task, and does most of the time , shopping, lunch, kids, how to fill up or check oil, that dress, pot plants, 2 for 1's, that cow at work, the Debenhams sale,,etc, etc, etc, you get the idea anyhoo, Cynic has a very good point here, accidents dont come along with any predictability, by nature they arrive without warning, enjoy the freedom, don't 'use it up' !

Can't be Barwell, his bikes on the workshop floor-usually

Daisy Duke with a PHD, hot dang ! TAKE 2

Daisy Duke with a PHD, hot dang !

Karen, let me introduce you to Kirriepete, no he's not the Messia-he's a very naughty boy !

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more relaxation in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found a relaxation exercise that is simple and works. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve good relaxation is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum priscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a bax a shocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov relaxatives................................

Yep, society seems a bit messed up, I'd be straight over to help-unless you had been decked and mauled by 4 pit bull terriers, in which case I stay put and watch from the comfort of my car

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8685851.stm

Danny yer sum manny

Why has your web-page got 'dodgy' written all over it, not a good start, is it