like it was yesterday m8, lol
now, if any of our viewers would like to try this little experiment out,
you'll need an assistant for this, and 2 'brainaic T shirts'
first!, sellotape your eyelids-top eyelids to your forehead, bottom eyelids to your to your cheeks
next : take your 'already prepared mixture' of salt, carborundum dust, iron filings, athletes foot powder, french chalk dust, and loft insulation (finely ground), 1 tbsp is enough to coat each eye,
now, get your trusty assistant to 'gaffa tape' you to a chair in such a way that you cannot move or escape, then with his/her gentle hand, carefully apply a liberal coating of the mixture to each eyeball, 'drying' the eyeballs with a swab of loft insulation moistened with a little Diesel (engine de-greaser works fine too), this will help the mixture to 'adhere' to the eyeballs
then sit back and relax, some gentle *music helps to while away the time too, now just wait for the 'magic' to begin
*MUSIC