barkwindjammer

Post us a pic of your Drewpy , your patch , the patch Drew

, Bruce Parry,,,I used to like him

BWAAAAAAA !

Bang out of order on both the ban and the fine, this old guy will have to do a driving test to overcome his ban, and where do him and his elderly wife if he has one find the money to pay the fine, now if he was a celebrity, a premiership footballer etc etc maybe he's getting on a bit for the driving lark-however I've seen 'young-uns' who wouldn't be able to maneouvre a car like he did in that video-also check out the vehicle 'parked' within the zig-zag at the school crossing sometimes this country sucks

pretty much

Happy birthday 2 u, etc etc,

From Pilningas's neck of the woods comments please http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Pensioner-Shunts-Cars-Out-Of-The-Way-Of-His-Garage-CCTV-Video/Article/201011315813764?lpos=UK_News_First_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15813764_Pensioner_Shunts_Cars_Out_Of_The_Way_Of_His_Garage%3A_CCTV_Video

Well, seems like Yamaha might have missed a loophole

Spuggies Da is weerin Spuggies big sistas 'lee a tard' under ees gardnin breeks like, Spuggies big sis would geet it tight ye naa, why aye !

Cant wait to see the Maddox one running-cant find a link to a successful run-feckin awesome from a thing with no moving parts

These lights are an Integrated tail and indicator light, there is no stop light function-hence the lack of wires, your gonna have to add additional tail light or send it back me thinks

Didn't you read the 'newbie page' ? you have to put a post up in the 'bloke page' first ! Kinsake

Not Quitely, Daniel San

Just nipping out Dear

Order, order !

Horror story but standard I'm afraid, when I bought my XJ6 2nd hand it had 549 miles on the clock, when it hit 600 I phoned my local joke shop too, £250 they said, sorry you've got the wrong number I said, eh ? the guy said, brrrrrrrrrr-I hung up. I later checked this out with Yam UK the warranty states that you have 6 months or 600 miles "WHICHEVER COMES SOONEST" to qualify for a 'reasonable planet Earth type cost' service----- this is the catch-most owners of new(ish) bikes are too excited and dont see the 6 Month bit, and go hooning around like a daft kunt and have the 600 mile figure stuck in their head-then have to pay through the nose-a kind of penalty (clever marketing ?-oh yes), the good news is that you've found a Yamaha approved service centre to carry out your first service-and therefore your warranty will remain valid NOOBS BEWARE !

cassette boy is all dat

Sir CardboardDave, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen Never in the field of human conduct have so many miles, highways, by-ways and petrol stations borders, cultures, whims and aspirations been crossed in the persuit of 'nectar points' A tryst with destiny, to go beyond the armchair dreamer, the slipper wearing pipe smoker (mupp mupp) One step beyooooooond (da na naaa, naaa ,naaa, naaa, naaaa) He does these things, not because they are easy but because they are hard, he chose to howl at the moon, the rats on the moon. Our time is limited, so dont waste it living someone elses life, Don't be trapped by dogma-which is living with the results of other peoples thinking, dont let the noise of other peoples opinions- drown out your own inner voice, And most important-have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become, stay hungry, stay foolish. Slanje var ! Sir Cardboard Dave

Great intro John (this should be pinned ) welcome to 'the ward' , lots of friendly peeps on here (some of them are 'no right wired'-if you get my drift), and you've clinched a limited edition Y-O-C patch-they've got serial numbers you know, when I'm in my 70's I'm gonna trot along to the 'Antiques roadshow' wearing mine and when the cameras are rolling-stumble into some very expensive breakables-should give the Y-O-C some free publicity-if not then it should be a great day out in any case

Right, so thats £220 quid so far http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PULSE-JET-ENGINE-/270662525910?pt=UK_ToysGames_RadioControlled_JN&hash=item3f04be63d6

The Missus asked me to go out shopping and get her something that would make her look sexy you should have seen her face when I came back with 12 cans

Just leave it a month or two Drew then sneak in and piss on his chips

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Daniel san many happy returns Arrr :beerchug:

Not good news on the job front-the old 'maternity leave' debacle, her boss is discriminatory- a big word meaning b@stard in plain English , well if the 'wean' arrives when us lot of degenerates are on the Emerald Isle then we'll just have to 'wet the weans heid'