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Welcome to the 'ward' Razz , dunno if the 2002 pipes fit-but yeah I've heard that R6 headers will fit after you put a dent upperside of the horizontal section-to fit it around the sump-have a go and let us know how you get on

A man gets up to find his wife with one of his socks in the frying pan, "what are you doing"? he asks , His wife says "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came home drunk" Puzzled the man walks away thinking "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock" ?

What about crisp rocket with parma ham and thin slices of geurkin

Good, I might go and see it then

Is Tom Selleck in it ?

Eastenders its getting too far fetched to watch now

Its legal in Hull, and yes its a beemer (or is a Honda wing?)-but you could cover it in day-glo stickers to hide its identity

Hi Karen and welcome to the 'ward' -nice intro, and welcome also back to 2 wheels

very best of luck with the test Jordan, yep bikes can be restricted but it will cost silly money, look out for a restricted bike when buying and make sure it has the fitters certificate to go with it your insurance company will want proof that the bike has been restricted

Look out for the 'whale' tool Winkie-google it

Nip down to the nearest steel stockist Vez, pick up some angle iron and some 3mm plate, go to B&Q next get a 'nuts and bolts' selection box, order some day-glo stickers from fleabay, find a welder chappy and make one of these

530 and 535 are the most common pitch sizes used-so it might be advisable to seek out a splitter/rivetter that will do the slightly larger size too-you might change your bike in the future. Jim

'Howdy' Greg and welcome to the Y-O-C

Welcome to the Y-O-C Blake (the ward) ,

Welcome to the 'ward' columbiano

Fail

Welcome to the Y-O-C super moo

I'm in complete 'guess mode' here at your age, Michael Hutchence left the building ages ago

Kelum, when was the last time it rained in Sri-Lanka ?, for 8 months continuosly ?

Hi Pete and welcome to the Y-O-C m8, and congratulats on the test pass-should that be 'grinning Pete' ?

Yes, yes, there are more ways to skin a rabbit, lubing your cables-Yamaha recommends that you lube your bike cables every 4000 miles , and of course most of you will be 'adhering' to your Yamaha owners manuals anyhoo, here's a gadget that some of you might consider adding to your growing arsenal of 'kit', everyone has their own way of doing things-here's just another option available. Its 'medical kit' in essence, so if any Y-O-C members have access to this stuff (Goff its in the operating theatre and accute trauma side of the hospical )- then obviously you can make your own. Its re-usable-should last a lifetime-requires no dismantling of cable ends(extremely fine cannula), its reputed to inject a measured amount of oil so there is no puddle on your 'wifes' patio in the morning ! and this guy ships 'his' version from the States for $20 (£20 quid or there-abouts) $20 is all you pay-shipping is included in the price http://www.facebook.com/EZGliderCableLube

"Bonzer" Ewan, welcome to the Y-O-C

What has a girls arse and a small 9volt battery got in common ? you know its 'wrong' ,,,but your gonna lick it anyway

£100 ish sounds fair to me, and yep grey and red look great on certain bikes-

Hello and welcome to the Y-O-C David