barkwindjammer

The nice nurse will be along shortly to help you with your profile

Yooz will be sorted, have you met the Chaplain yet, he's a really laid back dude, nice to talk to, and you can call on him anytime, , "Heyyy"

the Fazer's a good horse, I'm a big fan of them

"either way I think this one has been pretty painless on the whole" That might be spelled wrong Gatso-lego, isn't it spelled 'hole'? Yep I'm getting used to the new lay-out too, we showing our age m8y

you should be getting 50 miles to the gallon, I'll post up some stats when I can find them, its worth the cost to have the carbs balanced, get the carb rubbers checked out at the same time-they may be holed? and NO it shouldnt 'squirm' at all in normal riding

Precisely I was talking to Mr Tigger!

Give that Lassie a cigar, or something long of her own choosing, I dont even know ye but I'm so fkn relieved you back home, well done bonnie lass, I was out on the same roads lookin out for ye, didne catch sight, but was feared aw the same! your charitable endeavour will be re-paid, in kind

something I had to remember, was ages ago now, what with the YOC site 'shutting down', driver errors etc emmm what was it again hmrmm, yes , no, yes that was it REDEXX, the good old days, well I still use it, every other fill-up , re-assuringly expensive, doesnt seem to do much, doesnt seem to harm the bike either, so I think I'll keep using it, on second thoughts, now that I've had time while the YOC forum has been down-to think- I might use Stella Artoius, thats re-assuringly expensive also, just another thought, remember the old 'Dial-up', qwhaa qwhaa, yes quite, some, now let me think, ahh, 22 years ago, damned frustrating thing, what with hold ups (and I'm not talking about the Lassies stocking things), 'upgrading', 'speed enhancing software enabled', HT wiring and all that kind of 'mallarky', and here we are some time in history later (L8R), and, and , Fark !, I've forgotten what I was rambling on about, Jeez I'm getting slower

I think you go into 'profile' then PM (personal message) Goff

I've thought of a most excellent idea, put a password on your PC

Right I get it, lika an Austin powers vibe, like "YEAH - BABY - fnnhh, hnnn" nice 1, had it worked make your own shandy 'half a pint of carlsberg-2 quarts of Glenfiddich', 2 baby oil caps of diesel, 18 grammes of black powder, a small measure of babycham (be carefull), and 2 measures of Malibu, stirred !!!, safety glasses on, pour down the breech without touching the sides, stand well back every minute and a half

I hope your names Robberta , or I would change that name 'prontisimo' or quickly, whichever is the sooner, and dont be saying things like virgin if your a bloke ! fuxake !, I made a similair mistake and admitted to being a Scots - shandy - drinker, detract !

next week I'm going to try the 'get your tits out cos summers nearly over' event in a city near you !

probably a 'digital gear indicator' the instructions will be in the box

I hope we hear from Yamigirl soon http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8244247.stm we were lucky with the weather and only got a soaking north of Blair Atholl, sma rain which is cloud in reality,horrendous stuff as it doesnt 'bead' so its visor up when riding into it, but it can go from sunny and warm to torrential rain or even hail and snow in 5 mins-in the middle of summer we put off going in tents only the night before because of the rain and high winds, God speed Yamigirl

Classic riff on that track Drewpy, got that on my I-pod

Stirling to Ullapool leaving the hoose Stirling on the A9 via Perth and over the the Drummochter pass taking in various sites on the way, and on the way back, got a B&B at a bonnie wee croft near Tore on Friday 4th the web address for this if its of use to anyone looking for a base to tour this area is www.newtoncroft.co.uk , rode round the Black Isle to Cromarty and back the other side on the Saturday (didnt see any Dolphins tho' _watched Scotland-Macedonia game in the 'Mallard' at Dingwall station the wee guy is Stevie one of the club members(aka Smudger stunt monkey) -got well an truly 'rinsed oot'(pissed) you dont want to see those pics, and I dont want the police seeing them either !, heres 1 in 'whisky-o-rama-view' , rode to Ullapool on Sunday-stopped at the 'Rogie falls' and the 'Corrievrachen gorge', some other places we stopped at on the tour Perth, Castle Blair,Blair Atholl, Killiecrankie, Aviemore kingussie, Inverness Eilean Donan back home Monday, Total mileage 483, filled tank 4 times,

Hi and welcome to the 'asylum' Vic

Its lookin 'the Bogs Dollocks' tho' Ian, how long's that been 21 years ? 22, see you've got thinner on top in the process !

lol, well they aint 'on-shore' lets put it that way, I won the lottery back in '03, bought an oil rig just off the British isles, and hid the £138 I had left under a 'permit to work'-out tray belonging to one 'Ali al Magraghii'

Incidentaly, thats a very good point Q:, when does a remark become 'racist' a, when an expletive is used ? b, when theres a skin colour involved ? c, when the recipient is not in a good mood ?

No I'm back home, and the names Jim

How do you earn the name Bolloxed under your Avatar, I noticed Drewpy has it too and you both being Mods, however Goff is a Mod and she has Norma Snockers under her Avatar, I'm no wizard as most users to the site would tell, but I'm curious as to this 'code' I haven't a clue?

Go to 'disable potatoe head v4.9' type fixnonbrokenstuff/exe into firebocks folder 'wince/oohdifferentbutnotasgoodorsimplelikeuspeepscoswelikethingsthewaytheyare.partition try that, I think I've put all the right helpfull stuff in there, if not, just switch to British gass