I don't think specsavers are as good as people say.
I went there today, and told the optician that I think I'm a bit short sighted.
"Short sighted," he said, walking over to the window.
"Do you see that round orangey thing up in the sky?" he asked.
"Yes, it's the sun," I replied.
He says "That's 93 million miles away. How fucking far do you want to see?"