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Cow, an Ant and an Asshole... A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!! Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

here's a link if your really keen http://www.theflyingbanana.com/mufflers.htm

you'll be ok with those aftermarket ones.

why, did you think it was about you?

I Like the music in a wierd way and the ending with merv, vex, BJw, OT OG and a few others riding into the eastern sunset. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

for fitment or accuracy?

think of it all being over the next day and focus on that!

510mm

yep, you have to subscribe for wanted and for sale section. you will also get access to a special members section where you can save money with suppilers.

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: " Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head corked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it, Stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil’ ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE .....?!!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! P.S. My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!"

dave, i'd just do a refresher first as steve_W said. won't hurt none drewps

that was lucky, none of mine would do that. the brass tip just snapped off! good to go then, see ya...

I'd get to know someone who works on their own bike and shadow them. I did that in my teens and picked up loads of tips and, more importantly, confidence. as you haven't fully completed your personal info. no-one knows where on this planet you reside! books are ok for info, but you can't ask them questions or can they stop you doing something stoopid

benvenuto Eric! if you do a search there has been lots written on the subject drewps

no probs, in that case, most peeps use a front on the rear, looks good. some inspiration

this was it methinks http://www.motorcycleradar.com/quick_stand.htm or try this http://www.hardlineproducts.com/products/rollastand.html I'm sure you could make it yourself

I've seen a simple device that lets you raise the rear to spin the wheel in order to lube the chain. can't find it at the moment, but its out there somewhere. the only other thing to use is a paddock stand drewps

just seen whole lotta led tonite, but although the drumming was A1, they should have had this guy <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rVrQhsjBFY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rVrQhsjBFY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rVrQhsjBFY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

to the forum Ben if you are in the UK, try custom fasteners have a look at my build on my tracker

congrats, off to Rivi?

aye, but when they run they're great. have fun pepps

that was fantastic, brought a tear to me eye

happened to mine, twice!! grind a nail down real fine then tap them through the top with a pin hammer. this will push them through the hole, the hole will be bigger, but my carbs still run ok! drewps

that sounds right