drewpy

I fell off at 60 in jeans, just rolled though so was ok.

L O and Steve

to the madhouse

OK, i took a few pickies but more of the classic stuff XS650 tracker yamaha Hailwood bike new Enfield but the blue doesn't work

here ya go Tommy, race parade lines http://www.sykc.co.uk/circuit-guide/

THIS GIF WILL MESS WITH YOUR EYES - keep blinking http://boingboing.net/2015/04/02/this-trippy-gif-reveals-patter.html

andy

if your powder coating, they will strip it anyway as part of the service. my powdercoaters use a clear over the vin numers

is this an april fool as I can't google this at all

sounds good anyway

I just got one from china via banggood web site, £6 delivered and its bloody loud http://www.banggood.com/MOCC-Motorcycle-Horn-12V-Automobile-Snail-Electric-Horn-Loudspeakers-p-927613.html

lets see the pickies of the carbs then? how much?

its a parade Lllalallso

bloody working this year, gutted

Just checked, its coming into practise in 2019 so you should be ok

get them chromed quickly before the law comes in as they will look yellow at best with the new legal chrome recipe

good start. powder coaters would have done that and coated it for £50 and less hassle

ts50

norm

they are £179, which for a Shark is not bad

got some tasty 4 pot front calipers of an FRZ400rr. these are fitted to TZR250 bikes too and some Raask rearsets. brake side is good, gear change side is a lash up with only the back plate any good. Hopefully I might have some kind folks give me the missing bits

had to share this true story.... (not me BTW) 'Twix of Doom' from the question, 'Rude Food'. My first girlfriend and I were together for about two and a half years. A few weeks before we split up we went on a short break to Cartmel in the Lake District, renting a cottage from my auntie's boss. We had a nice time there, wandering around the priory, eating toasted teacakes and crumpets in a small tea shop, but a more deviant event was on the horizon. 'Would you eat something out of me?' she asked one evening. I confess I was rather bewildered and wondered what she could mean: A banana? Some chocolate? A pie? I suggested these things and she decided that a Twix would be a good idea. The next morning we walked to the local Spar shop and, being a chivalrous type, I allowed her to choose her Twix. As the chocolate was slightly soft I suggested that we should maybe put it into the freezer for a while so that it wouldn't melt in a flash (amongst other things) and she agreed. 'I'm ready,' she said late that evening. She went upstairs before me while I retrieved the Twix from the freezer, following in her footsteps moments later. When I reached the bedroom she had already undressed and was lying on the bed, her legs apart. For a moment I wondered how I was going to do this: do I actually remove it from the wrapper or do I shove the whole lot in? Do I put one finger in or both of them? I didn't want to ask as I felt this would just make her nervous and would hardly instil confidence in the poor girl as she lay there, legs akimbo, about to be penetrated by a chocolate bar. I decided to insert a single finger and opened the wrapper, suddenly noticing that the chocolate was covered in a slightly grey sheen of condensation having been in the freezer all day, and was also as hard as a pavement, my thumbnail failing to leave an impression when I tested it. 'This is going to be cold,' I warned before introducing the Twix. She gasped as it slid inside and I left about an inch of it sticking out. For a moment I looked at the rather ridiculous and mildly scary sight before me, before bending down and biting off about half of the exposed finger of Twix. Without warning the whole thing vanished inside her. Gone. I panicked, completely baffled, wondering what I should do. I didn't think it would be The Done Thing to prise apart her labia like a mechanic lifting a bonnet before rummaging around inside, so I just lay there, staring, wanting to cry for a moment. And then a thick, brown liquid began to ooze from her pubis. Terrified that it would ruin the sheets – which, after all, were not ours – I thrust my hand between her thighs and caught the melted chocolate as it dribbled out, but my hand quickly filled and I was then forced to consider what I was going to do with a hand full of rather hot melted Twix as I could hardly say 'just crimp yourself off, love – I need to go and wash my hand,' so screwing my eyes shut I licked it off my hand while my other one was slowly filling. Then, just as I thought it couldn't get any worse, the biscuit base popped out, completely, eerily clean, stripped bare of chocolate and caramel, like an albino penis. I pulled it out and, hands full of chocolate, quickly ate it while I awaited for her sugary genital deluge to stop. I don't think I've eaten a Twix since.

wonder if the VJMC will date it?