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I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

A motorcycle cop comes across two bikers. One biker has two fingers up the ass of the other. " What the hell are you doing?" asks the cop " My buddy here's got some food stuck and is choking," says the one biker, "I'm trying to make him sick." "You're meant to stick your fingers down his throat, not up his ass," replies the cop. The first biker says, "Yeah, I know, but you get better results if you stick them up his ass first..."

the 400's use the same carb, but have different jetting and needles

great vid, watched it to the end whats the music track?

main 135 air jet 0.6 jet needle 4fp21-3 needle jet X-6 pilot 17.5 starter jet 40 I guess you contact mikuni for parts

arc weld a nut on it, which will do 2 things, 1) heat up the steel/alloy area 2) use a larger socket to provide more grip drewps

calipers are the same as xs400's (sohc) and sr500's if i'm not mistaken!!

go to your boneyard and get another one, might be the easiest way!!

faulty starter soleniod?

just done a cg125 carb, stripped and cleaned in the ultrasonic bath (from Aldi) and put together in 1 hour. doddle doodles main jet was clogged and accelerator valve stuck shut!!

it should be, on the xs400 there's 2 x 10mm bolts holding the chain wheel to the camshaft.

my friend just passed his theory and he clicked all hazards, just don't click all the tme or you lose points. if your a car driver/cyclist you should have no problem.

you know you have to keep riding these or the seals start to harden and fail thats what youy need to tell your mate anyways. yep stockport is only 15 miles away, should have called in to say 'ello!!

use irridium plugs, they fire under extreem conditions

the problem magistrates and judges face is the guidelines they are given to work with. if you want to change the way justice is done, vote the bleeding liberal politicans out!!

theory test, what theory test? All I did was go round the block for 15 mins and explained a few road signs!! mind you that's all i seemed to do this year with the sh*t weather!!

took my last ride to rivvie today. drained the oil and fuel and a kiss till spring. just got a cg125 for nowt, so i may use that even though i want the missus to have it (resistance is futile woman!!)

have you just bought an rd?

I assume they are auto matic like the xs400's of the time

:lol:Dats good Dat

thats how those "booster" ignition enhancers work. this works by letting the coil soak up more juice in the seconday coil and then it eventually jumps the gap (I'm talking milliseconds here). either the plug is fouling and causing resistance, ht cap causing resistance or the coil is knackered and failing. could also try a new contact breaker as this makes and breaks the circuit for the coil BTW if you can see sparks from the contacts with the cover off and the engine running, you have a knackered condensor, try earthing it properly or buy a new one. Drewps

so that's the other use for vaseline!!!

yes ther'e called; haynes manual, clymers manual, yamaha manuals. loads on ebay

wire wool and solvol autosol, or rechrome them

and old git's on aircooled rd forum as well