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  1. I just put Tomtom in search and I got 15 posts put panniers in another search and it should find it for you drewps
  2. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored, let's shave my pussy! Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates? That fart was great! Do another one! I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house. You're so sexy with a hangover. I'd rather play Virtua Fighter than go shopping. Let's start subscribing to Penthouse. Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend? Just for a change, can we try anal sex tonight? I really like football, can you take me to a game. You'd better drive. You're far safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive. Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen. I think a big motorbike is a good idea. I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed. We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows. Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me. I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time. Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. Microwave food again? Brilliant. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. I love hearing stories about your ex-girlfriends. Tell me more. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore. It's only half time; you should get a few more beers in. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. I love when my pillow smells of fags and lager. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly. Let's go shopping so you can check out the womens' arses. I'll be out painting the house. I love it when you play football on a Sunday. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come and look. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again. No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. Let me pay. Your mother did a great job raising you. She's so much better than mine. Do me a favour and forget that stupid Valentine's Day thing. Save your money for buying beer. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. Oh, not shopping again. Let's go to the new all-day strip club instead. Look, I make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a seven or eight. Stop getting up for night feedings. You need your sleep. God, I swear, if I don't get to blow you soon I'm going to burst. I just signed up for Yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.
  3. Sherlock Holmes, the great detective, and his faithful companion, Dr. Watson, go on holiday in the south of France, camping. On the first night, Holmes nudges Watson in his sleeping bag, and wakes him. "Tell me, Watson, when you look up at the stars, what do you see? What does the night sky tell you?" Thinking it to be some kind of riddle, or personality test, Watson thinks for a moment, before answering. "Meteorologically, the sky tells me it is a clear, cloudless night, and the weather will be fine for the next day. Astronomically, Venus has entered the House of the Moon, while Astrologically, it appears that Capricorns should not attempt any personal upheaval this month, but Sagittariuses can expect a windfall to come their way. Religiously, it tells me that the Lord has worked long and hard to create the best world he can, and philosophically it makes me feel very small in a massive universe." At this, he turned to Holmes and smiled, saying "What does it tell you?" "It tells me, my dear Watson, that some swine has pinched our tent!"
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    animal testing

    I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day. I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened. I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular. I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!
  5. Its on the head stock, but if your engine is original, the engine number matches the frame number! enjoy your XS and if you get the chance a 400 motor will fit in with the 400 carbs btw to the forum
  6. I'm running 17/41. did have 17/38 and it red lined in top at 100. my current set up lowers revs by 500, but doesn't accerlerate as well!!
  7. drewpy

    hop up mods

    already been discussed here
  8. drewpy

    Moto GP today

    if you have digital, bbc2 has multiscreen and is showing the race
  9. drewpy

    baking soda

    rain x = money baking soda = free I think I will try it on the car first, then OG's visor second. I think that's the best way to find out
  10. drewpy

    Moto GP today

    125 and 250 was great racing even though cut short, gutted I missed monday's action as toby (eurosport) said that they wouldn't race as they couldn't get to the next race meet in time!!
  11. drewpy

    baking soda

    Just found this tip; "Repel rain from windshield. Put gobs of baking soda on a dampened cloth and wipe windows inside and out" anyone tried it, and will it work on visors? drewps
  12. not sure what you mean realign? if its bent , its bent!! you could always loosen one side of the fork clamps and bounce the bike up and down to push the forks around, but theya re still bent and will need straightening BTW to the forum
  13. some ideas; are the disks clean as you may have some oil on one part so the brakes grip then slide, grip and slide causing the chatter!! have you got enough damping oil in the forks and have you renewed the oil? no flats on the tyre? drewps
  14. drewpy

    Moto GP today

    far as I know it got cancelled as I was waiting for it to come on last night.
  15. just slide the stantions through the top clamps. the bike will get twitchy as you have altered the steering geometry. shortening the forks via the springs will bottom out the forks and make for an uncomfortable ride!
  16. If you don't like cleaning the carbs cirrusonic consolidated in canada will do them for you!!
  17. Looking good so far, keep it up!! drewps
  18. drewpy

    Yet another newbie

    srx 's are pretty bikes, If you do a search I'm sure someone has posted a similar thread drewps
  19. drewpy

    xs 650

    to the forum xs650's haven't got any major issues just need to be sure the person selling it knows bikes and looks after them, otherwise you will be fixing bodges forever!!
  20. try NRP in manchester for your carb diaphrams
  21. if your kick start isn't working, than I assume the clutch is slipping as(I have mentioned in another thread) you need the clutch to grip for the kick to work. there should be 2-3mm play at the bar lever and to adjust the clutch, take out the black plug and unlock the nut. screw in the philips screw head till it just touches resistance then back off 1/4 turn (anticlock wise) lock it off using the nut. you should have full clutch operation and be able to kick start drewps
  22. yeah, its a bucket for photos
  23. if you are having problems with the circip (snapring?) I normally get a rebuild kit first as it conatins a spare boot which the circlip holds. the old boot is ripped out so you can see the circlip! normally you need extra long circlip pliers but i have used a long nail to at least move the clip and then "flick" one side up (via the hole in the circlip) and do the same with the other. sometimes its good to soak in wd40 or some other releasing oil before hand drewps
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