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1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not. 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? _________________

WHAT ROSSI LID DO YOU HAVE?

Brand Image Questionnaire Prepared by Ashley Strycharczuk Instructions – Please either reply in a PM filling in all the details to the best of your abilities; or copy and paste in a word document and send to: [email protected] Please assume when answering, that if you have more than one motorcycle. to give details of the motorbike in most frequent use. Please delete the answers that do not apply leaving the correct answer that applies. 1. What is your estimated annual mileage? (Delete as appropriate) Less than 1000 miles 1000 – 3000 miles 3000 – 5000 miles 5000 – 8000 miles X 8000 miles 2. What type of biker would you class yourself to be? (Delete as appropriate) Cruiser/Custom Sports Biker X Tourer Sport Tourer Below 500cc 3. What is the size of your current motorcycle? (Delete as appropriate) Below 250cc 250 – 500cc 500 – 750cc X 750 – 1000cc 1000cc + 4. What is the main use of your motorcycle? (Delete as appropriate) Pleasure Commuting X Work/Business 5. How satisfied are you with your current motorcycle? (Delete as appropriate) Very Satisfied X Satisfied Neutral Unsatisfied Very Unsatisfied 6. What motorcycle brands have you previously purchased? And how many of each? (ie. 4 Suzuki’s, 3 Honda’s, 2 Kawasaki’s ,1 Benelli, 2 Harley Davidsons, Etc.) Honda 1 7. What was the main influence when buying your present motorcycle? seat height (performance, price, quality, appearance, reliability, age (if applicable), etc) 8. Which of the following influences you most when buying a motorcycle. (please rate first through to fifth in order of preference) Price 5 Design 2 Quality 1 Power 4 Brand Image 3 9. Do you primarily buy new or secondhand motorcycles? new (please answer new or secondhand) 10. What level of mechanical expertise do you have of motorcycles? (Nothing, Novice, Rookie, Moderate, Mechanic/Expert) novice 11. If you have owned a Suzuki motorcycle, how many have you owned? (enter either a number or N/A) N/A 12. From your knowledge of the Suzuki brand how would you rate the… (please answer for each a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being excellent, 1 being poor) Price 3 Design 5 Quality 4 Power 1 Brand Image 2 13. What qualities do you perceive Suzuki’s brand image to hold? (suggestions: Expensive/Cheap, Creative, New/Old Design, Traditional, Boring, Fun, Exclusive, Inspiring, Stylish, Young, etc.) Fun and young 14. If you were to purchase a new Suzuki motorcycle, how much would you prepared to spend? (Delete as appropriate) Less than 2000 2000 – 4000 4000 – 6000 6000 – 8000 X 8000 + 15. If you have ever had your bike serviced by a Suzuki dealership, how would you rate their quality of after sales service? (5 = Excellent, 1 = Poor) 16. What puts you off of the Suzuki brand image? NOT AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE 17. What do you like about the Suzuki brand image? NOT AFFRIAD TO TRY SOMETHING NEW 18. Are you effected by brand images when purchasing a motorcycle? - If so, does the Suzuki brand image effect you, and how? POSSIBLY UNRIABLE - If so., does other brand images affect you on purchasing a Suzuki brand? 19. How would you improve the Suzuki brand image? BUILD QUALITY 20. What would make you buy a Suzuki, if you haven’t already bought a Suzuki? BUILD QUALITY A 21. If you do have a Suzuki motorcycle, what would influence you more to buy the brand?. N/A

lOOOKING GOOD

The R6 is a great tool. I use it everyday to work. Give it a blastup the lanes and on the dualcarriageways, and motorways . It does everything great and 2 up its still a great ride.

One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland ... Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

Why are you reading this instead of going for a ride on this lovely day :?:

Would like to go for the new R6. But as theyve raised the seat its getting to high for my 29" inside legs

katie melua Def does it for me

Will be getting both as it looks amazing as does Tourist trophy

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter

Wednesday went for a ride. Bouy was it great to be back on the bike. What a joy to feel the bike moving around underneath me. Been out again today for 1 1/2 hrs after finnishing work. The route is: From work(redfield) up the A420 through Kingswood to Warmley, up Tog hill to the A46 then to Bath. Stay on the A4 through Bath. Then to Saltford, on the Keynsham bypass and staying on the A4 into Fowlers for coffee. A bit of everything and very enjoyable for a quick spin.

After a hit like that your are supposed to replaced the Lid. As the foam inside will have compacted and will not offer the same protection again.

Happy new year

Happy new year to one and all May everyone have a safe new year on the roads

Def great on board footage

talk about an old mans bike

This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitch++++ tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on! The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realised he was crying and....wasn't drunk. About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, Bruce.. here's the bloody idiot that got in the car whilst we were pushing it." _________________

Sorry to hear. At least youre ok.

Thought you had fallen off the planet

Not a chance

Just a fast guy alround then

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: Y ou are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this! Are you? Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary . Read the question again Okay, now the bonus round: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. _________________

That must have hurt> Broken Arm and wrist by the looks of things