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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie..' Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £5,000... The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single £1 Coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the £1 as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco Super Store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor........ The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband, who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared .... (You're going to hate me for this .... ) 'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 AT TESCO!'

Yeh Ricky these stands are like havin a centre stand on your bike really good every single biker that has seen my stand has bought one There is a demo video of one on the web site i think

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Have to agree with that my daughter bought an Aprilia rs 50 first and it was a great wee bike and over 60mph, if i was nipping to shops i always took her bike as it really was super fun then she bought an NSR125 mint condition de restricted (over the ton no prob) with only 3k miles on clock she loves it and drives it all year round and has had lots of offers to buy it from her

Or try a ABBA bike stand i think these are superb www.abbastands.co.uk/

That looks alot like the one i had i like that alot did you do all the mods yourself ?

FOUND THIS ON ANOTHER FORUM WHAT DO YOU THINK Motorcyclists Not Budgeted For Say bmf Angered that under the Chancellor’s recent pre-budget report, road tax rates for motorcycles are set to increase this year, the British Motorcyclists Federation have set up a petition on the No 10 website asking the Prime Minister to intervene and stop the increases. The bmf say that at a time of economic hardship and when sales of motorcycles are already down some 27% year on year, it makes no sense for any government to increase taxes on motorcycle ownership. Unlike the car world where motorists and the motoring industry have benefited from the car scrappage scheme, conversely, due to the weak pound, the price of motorcycles has increased and now motorcyclists are to be faced with a Vehicle Excise Duty increases of between 4% and 6% - and this at a time when the Consumer Prices Index is only 1.9%! The bmf’s Government Relations Executive Chris Hodder said: “This is all wrong. While in monetary terms the increases of between £2 and £4 are admittedly quite small, it’s not about the numbers, it's about the principle of increasing owner taxation at a time of economic hardship when the motorcycle industry is struggling to stay solvent.” The bmf are asking that in this an election year, all motorcyclists should sign-up to show the strength of feeling over motorcyclists and motorcycling being treated unfairly. The petitions says: 'We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stop the increases in motorcycle tax proposed for 2010 Given that the motorcycle industry is facing some of its darkest days with sales slumping by around 25-30%, it makes no sense for any government to increase taxes on motorcycle ownership as is proposed in the Pre-Budget Report. We petition the government to support the motorcycle industry as it has the car industry and freeze or lower Vehicle Excise Duty and provide some other stimuli for the industry and not to attack it further by increasing the cost of ownership for law-abiding citizens.' Sign the petition at: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/motorcycleved/

Worked for me thanks and i have tried for ages

Sorry you work for your self your self- employed ? Your not entitled to anything

I would boycott a refinery if i thought i was not the only one doing it however what is the actual cost of our fuel before tax, more tax and vat and as vat goes back to 17.5% at the new year fuel will go up again and before long we will all be paying 20% vat and fuel will go up again. Maybe the only solution is to be an MP then you can claim it on expenses

you could have started a new topic with that one gas up My cousin works in oil industry and lives in Stonehaven and fuel is not as cheap there as it is down south In fact further south you go the cheaper it gets so maybe you,ve already done that (invade a country with little or no defense and take it) anyway rant over and im off to watch braveheart again

so john and edward are called Jedward its a pity they where not called Peter and Rick

Only a few places on the island to buy petroland diesel think it is one of the most expensive places to buy fuel in britian on the bright side our roads were voted among the worst !!

Sorry make that £1.22 up again this week

Sorry make that £1.22 up again this week

Thats the way it should look how does it sound ?

Just a matter of interest how much do YOC members pay for fuel at the pumps i pay over £1.20 for diesel and think its £1.15 for unleaded on Island of Arran !!! Can anyone top that?

yes agreed i am big Rossi fan bigger Yamaha fan (this year Yamaha won British,German,Dutch and French championships World superbike champions world supersport champions and motogp champions) and i would love to see Rossi make it 10 just think it will be really close next year if Stoners last 2 races are anything to go by shame no brits giving Rossi a challenge, maybe young Bradley in a few years ? i hope so

yep well done Rossi and co on the Yamaha but i think a fully fit Stoner will give him a race next year not to mention Lorenzo but what about young Bradley Smith ? well done best British result since Barry Sheene i think

i put mini indicators on my r6 and they also flashed really fast so got some in line resistors and they worked fine but get very hot if you leave indicator on so i fitted a new indicator relay from motrax straight replacement for yamaha one so thats what i would do, hope that helps and nice job on your bike

roads here are terrible and impossible to miss pot holes have a look on you tube under Arran pot holes beautiful island dreadful roads the front never seems to have any wear on it though

thanks have bought wheel off ebay got it with best offer of £90 he wanted £125 plus delivery so i think its a bargain still interested to hear from someone who has run BT021 battleax on a sports bike last tyres where BT014s and they grip really well but dont last very long back was less than 1500 miles from new to bald. Thanks for the advice

Went for a run on bike the other day and soon realized something was wrong and after a quick look noticed rear tyre pressure was low (12psi ) and there was a small dent in the rim does any one know if you can get these repaired ? in Scotland if possible. Had a quick look on ebay and found someone selling wheel with disc and sprocket fitted and brand new tyre Bridgestone battleaxe bt021 all for £107 delivered, was needing a new tyre anyway ! Also anyone use bt021 on R6 ? or sports bike are they any good ? i usually use BT014s