wild foamy

empty monster munch packet and some vaseline, job done.

If anyone wants my number for squires, PM me. pre-empting the influx, Bippo and Sacha, you have PM...

Im not sure twatsville is on my route, otherwise i;d offer you the backseat of the fireblade (in a non-gay way).

I dont think i could take the humiliation if i turned up in the car . although when the monsoon comes and everyones tents get washed away, i would be the only one with a dry sleeping environment and the ladies would be fighting for a place by my side. what? i can dream cant i? Bippo and sacha having an ultimate cat-fight for my affection... gonna go lay down now.

On a serious note, is anybody travelling my route around 5-6pm?, im shite with directions, and the phone battery only lats an hour and a half with the GPS running... my journey time is around 2 hours, will let y'all do the math...

May have to pack my waterproofs incase it pisses with rain... may just bring the FTO and sleep in that

I won't be leaving here until 5-6pm, probably be 9pm by the time I get there

Say, what's the 10-13 for Fri'? get the feelin' its gonna be thick as pea soup out there.

Broken spoon this is mother hen, 'you copy?

what is all that revving about.. Its a display of dominance, the more petrol you can turn into noise, the more power you have, the alpha-ricer has the loudest car. as for the plywood, the more aerodynamically unstable you can make your car, the better, it improves handling Also, (most) jap stuff isnt shite, whereas if you look at british cars from around 94 (my FTOs era) how many have electric mirrors/windows, climate control and 200bhp from an engine with the capacity of a coke bottle?

Here's my path peeps. anyone along the way fancy riding in convoy, g'is a shout

was surprisingly easy, i had some scrap cable laying around from the DT loom, had a rocker switch from an old generator i scrapped, tapped it in to the temporary live on the stereo so it turns on and off with the ignition the flare was a steal, think i paid £6 for it off eBay.

im also starting to doubt this weekend... O.o on the plus side, i now have a tent , big enough for an inebriated foamy to sprawl out and a little door at the front from which i can projectile vomit. Think of it as a security feature incase drewlvis or kev come anywhere near me.

I don't have an air pump I'm afraid peeps Just a roll mat and a sleeping bag...

Any port in a storm , plus i find drewlvis to be a little too up-front, i mean what am i, a cheap whore?... feck knows where my tent is, im picking a new one up tomorrow, gonna pack some spare shreddies and the mankini, roll on the weekend!

I MANAGED TO GET THROUGH TO A PERSON! Ive withdrawn from the bristol half, in the process of applying to wither the brum or wolver half , looks like im spending the weekend at Squires, plenty of time to cuddle up with Bippo... or maybe kev if i dont get any better offers...

Havent sorted out another run yet as they keep transfering me to voicemail! , will keep trying this week as the Wolverhampton half is a more viable option.

I have no idea where im going, im just following the twatnav

Its got a black momo wheel on it atm, im not really looking for a swap as I much prefer the stock wheel, just seems to fit in better with the rest of the interior even managed to pick up a road flare

Oh behave Jimmy...

Actually, after getting it up on the ramps i have discovered it is as rotten as a pair... It will be going to the scrapyard in the sky unfortunately. let me know what parts you want bud

Im packing the mankini ^.^ and glowsticks...

This one wont be a breaker im afraid bud, and i used the nice shiny twin-exit exhaust from the one i did break on my own FTO! VROOOOOOOOOM! also looking at the rust hole on the other one, it looks like the previous owner has cut a section out, welded a new piecein and then the new piece has rotted out O.o

Noise I've already broke another silver one which was too far gone to save what parts were you after?

Heya peeps . ive been a busy foamy recently... Ive bought another FTO! (my 4th one!), hopefully this one will be going back on the road for someone else to enjoy Only downside, 140000 miles on the clock , will need to turn this around at minimal cost for it to be saveable as i cant expect resale being anything more than £500 if that. on the plus side it has a stainless steel exhaust system, 17' alloys (in very good condition!), personalised number plated, a momo steering wheel and boss and is the non-foglight rear bumper version , could easily break it and make a decent profit. Will be beavering away down the workshop this weekend and hope to have it turned around ready for an MOT next week