wild foamy

They gave me a special self-hugging jacket

yes you have! we went on a ride down to bournemouth remember?

I was planning to bring out a whole line of YOC merchandise including lingerie (male and female), pens, post-it notes, headered paper, fridge magnets, bottle openers, mouse mats, socks, baseball caps e.t.c but after the tshirt fiasco i dont think i will bother lol

Or do as kev does and keep a baseball bat by the door, you can get disc locks which sound an alarm if they are moved.

All that excitement last week and now there's nothing!

Ah, pull up a sandbag and let me Many moons ago i was making T-shirts for the YOC members, fairly standard really, just the club logo with a name and a silly quote on the back, i think there are even a few members here who still have theirs. So in preperation for the annual meet at Squires Cafe i decided to throw the idea out there that we could make "special ed" T-shirts that could only be bought by members who were attending the Squires meeting, like i said i was merely suggesting it, one of our other members (Lalassaro) mentioned that he had a contact who could take care of the actual printing of the shirts, only problem was our members couldnt decide on what colour/design/e.t.c they wanted to have, Squires came and went and we were still no closer to getting our t-shirts!

f*ckin hell, no survivors at that petrol station by the looks of it

Yeah that's a great idea! We could even make T-shirts!

As an avid ebayer, some of this is surprising.

Welcome! The XJ600 is a cracking bike, i kept mine until i turned 19 and came off my 33hp restriction, sold it to a work mate and i still see it around from time to time 3 years later!, those Motad Neta exhaust systems are prone to rusting out where the four pipes meet underneath the engine and form into the silencer, welding or gun gum is a temporary fix. Also noticed the shogun behind it, an earlier 2.5 by the looks of it!

Lack of DT50...

Thats been on before!

See also: Worlds most annoying creature and The booze fairies!

Taken from the TV sketch show "The Wrong Door", shortly aired on BBC before being axed, shame really it was an ace series!.

hold your tongue... before i cut it out and feed it to you.

I was very nearly tempted by the electra glide... but decided to stick to yam

no, missus foamy is my other half (girlfriend!) Im not giving it large, im just bitter and hardened by war!.

I aint ready yet... gonna get drunk and put it on eBay

Peeps, DT is coming up for sale soon...

Dirty bastard!... i've got another set of 1200 carbs aswell, was going to use them on my FJ1100 but thats not going to happen within the next few months, by which time i will have found another donor im sure.

i commute from Odiham (work) to Salisbury and stay with the girlfriend during the week, just over an hour each way (80 mile round trip). my girlfriend before the current one lived in Lydney, and i was at Benson. 100 miles door to door! on the road at 4:30 every morning and back for 7pm. oh the things i do for a cuddle after work, cant say i dont put the effort in!

Dont even get me f*cking started! (Project FUCR) im sure i got an old SR manual kicking around somewhere, i'll have to do some research, i dont remember there being a third wheel...

Apparently George Michael was recently admitted to hospital after having a chocolate bar shoved up his arse, doctors said it was a careless whispa...

this was doing the rounds at work not long ago... its all true.

not at the moment, im without a phone after i cracked the screen on mine, will have to get my SLR out when im back on base. making the trip to norfolk next weekend to pick up the fairing. its looking more and more like the Turbo and DT will be up for sale at the end of next year, need to scrape together a deposit for my own place when i leave the mob.