Little johnny is in school when the teacher asks for a story with meaning,
Me me me says litle Johnny.
Ok whats the story then say's teacher.
Well, my uncle Bob flw fighters in the war, he got shot down in a battle but bailed out just in time. He had a hip flask a gun and a knife, nothing else. He drank the whisky on the way down in case he got hurt on the landing. When he did land he was surrounded by Gooks, got 9 of em with the gun but ran out of bullets. Clubbed some more with the but till it broke off. Did yet more of em with the knife but it snapped after 5 or 6 of em. He had to do the last few with his bare hands.
The teacher, totally shocked asked with a shakey voice. 'What have you learned from this very traumatic tale?'
Never, and i mean never cross uncle Bob when he's had a drink..............