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Defo Kev, I really can't wait. Been bikeless since the R6 was pinched in September.

...and get it next week. Sorry lads!

If you have electricity in the shed you can pick up a cheap dehumidifier and run that - works a treat but remember to empty it daily.

Are you.... are you WASHING a bike?! That can't be you surely? Note: This is sarcasm - doesn't really work online. Sorry to hear about yer mate but hope ye had a good birthday anyway.

Ye know what, no matter how much I practice, I never get that right.

Simple, but effective.

I like the cut of your jib.

I'm a convert Vin, ass steering really does work.

Hmmm, if you don't counter steer then you're going to end up in a field. Do you know that leaning your bike over but keeping your front wheel perfectly in line with the back wheel won't make the bike turn? Seriously. Whether it's consciously or not, everyone counter steers.

Cool.

Coon?! That's a bit racist for my liking.

Hi guys, I used to own a R6 but it was stolen. If I buy a second hand C90 then shop around on eBay for parts could I make a new R6 but better? I think I can but I only have one shifting spanner available. Will this matter? Thanks R6 Dumbass

Masturbate furiously.

FREEEEEEEDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did that myself last year on this..... Sitting down was a challenge after 10 days on that saddle.

Awrite mate. Welcome aboard.

My wee Staffie used to do that. I'm afraid that it's cruel to be kind time - every time she went to chew anything she shouldn't have I had to bawl at her like a madman, slap her back (not hard, just enough to know it's not a pat) and chuck her into her bed. Felt terrible doing it but it worked and she now behaves like an angel...... most of the time!

Nice one Alex. Me and a mate cycled from John O'Groats to Lands End last year, managing to raise £2k for a local hospice. You can count on a donation from me and good luck - the feeling when you finish it will be unbeatable.

Welcome aboard Stevie. Just up the road from me I see - great only being half an hour from Loch Lomond, eh?

That looks incredible. Definitely a "try before ye die" experience.

That copper must have got his hole before he went to work.

Very cool. Just a pity I'm a fumbling, impatient sod with the attention span of a goldfish and hands that shake like a shitting dog thanks to drinking too much on a weekend.

I agree with Chris about the mileage - if it's been well looked after it'll be fine. Brings a tear to my eye that, as it's the same as my nicked R6. That had 19000 miles on it and I never had a single problem with it. If it's good, buy it. You won't regret it.

Chances are that it's ok but I'd get it checked out by an Arai dealer, purely for piece of mind.