Boozehound

I can no longer drink Jack Daniels after The Magaluf Incident when I was 18.

I was working on Saturday night and slept in for most of the GP. Was raging until I flicked the tv on and caught the last 2 laps - suuuuperb racing.

Welcome to Yamaha Club. Getting people together for casual sex since 2005.

Hey Eddie, you seem to have a lot of pent up aggression. Perhaps half an hour in a locked room with a copy of Attitude and a kitchen roll would help?

He did test a Ferrari last season but that was just for fun I think.

No fear chief, it always feels like that when you do the deed. You'll feel much better the first Sunday morning you wake up with a wee naughty effort lying in your bed.

Not long split up with my gf and I have to say, life is fantastic!

Same bike as myself fella. Same year as well! And ye know what? Yer right, it is the best bike ever!

Really sorry to her that chief. You have my condolences.

Afterall, this is a guy who goes on rideouts in a CAR! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A car?! What's that all about then?

Awesome....

Got a pair of Sidi Black Rain Evo boots. Never leak a drop, despite the fact that I live in a place with a 364 days a year rainy season. Oh aye, stick one of those wee water absorbing wipes you get somewhere on the bike for wiping yer visor.

Does it hurt that we "want no part of you"? Do girls want "no part of you" either? Two words my man: "jazz" and "mag". Might relieve some of that pent up aggression.

I'm shocked! I'm as straight as a die....

Peace out man. Feel the love.

Insurance Man, do you get discounts if the bike is garaged away from your home Monday to Friday and chained up in a driveway (to 2 ground anchors) Saturday and Sunday?

Haga's a superb rider. Favourite rider along with Chris Walker and Garry McCoy. Maybe not the most succesful riders but definitely the most entertaining. Do Yamaha have a factory or factory supported team in WSB this year?

Not long after I'd bought the R6 I was out in "get used to my new toy" mode. Rush hour traffic and I tried to do a right turn - bars went too far and I couldn't twist the throttle. Cue a low speed topple with me pretending it was the bikes fault - I was staring at the fairing in a "what the fu..." way.....

That's the legend that is Loch Lomond. Nae monster's in that one unfortunately.....

It was those wild tumble dryers you sometimes hear about. Zanussi's I think they're called. Dangerous, dangerous things, especially for cotton t-shirts.....

Yes yes boys, very funny. This is half an hour's ride from my house and has some snakey blacktop.... Was up there a couple of weeks ago and nearly hit a tumble dryer...

YamaHead, if I caught them in the act in the US could I shoot the feckers?

My R6, which I've owned less than 2 months, was nicked last night. Thankfully it was recovered, hidden behind a lockup with branches over it to camouflage it. These ned wammees need a good shoeing. They've bent a handlebar, damaged the steering lock (bike won't go lock to lock now - any ideas?) and ripped out wiring trying to hotwire it. They made it less than a kilometre and didn't even get the engine going but they've cost me over £100 in recovery fees and now I've got to get it repaired. Nyaaargh! Ah, I feel better now. Cheers!

Sunny Greenock. Great place for biking, as you can see......