OMGWTF FZX?

Hi everyone, I just got this bike from some old farmer out in the country. Needs a little bit if work to the ignition system but otherwise it's in excellent condition. I've run into a snag with the repairs, I cannot find a socket that will fit the spark plugs. I've tried a 5/8" spark plug socket, a 13mm and 14mm, none of them fit. Are there any other fazer owners here? Any tips would be appreciated.

Ha ha, that's pretty good OP. It gets pretty cold here in Ottawa, but I've heard it's paltry compared to the kind of cold you get in Scotland. The coldest day this year was probably -31C with the wind (I think that's -23F).

Although I thought the OP's post was funny, I remember reading somewhere that it was not John Cleese who wrote that. Don't ask me who, I don't remember. As far as American cars go, I don't think the British are in any position to criticize. Does anyone remember British Leyland? Is Rover still around? How about MG? How about you guys make a car with a working electrical system then we'll talk all night about lousy cars.