I find Cruisers usually do tend to dampen even the driest of lady gardens, so conga-rats on getting your way, especially with such a sound choice of bike!!
And welcome to the forum, too!!
I have face ache but very rarely use it, as you say its all bollocks that gets put on it and frankly id much rather try and suck puss out of an infected arse crack than to try and strike a conversation with some of the folk on facebook