Dear Wife,

You will sure understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54

years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as

a good wife.

Therefore after reading this fax, you will not wrongly interpret the

fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary

at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed.

I shall be back home before midnight.

Honestly,

Your Husband.X

.....

Reply by the wife:

My Dear Husband,

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take

this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the

same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be

at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your

secretary, is also 18-years old.

As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of math's, you

will understand that we are in a same situation, although with one small

difference.

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will

not be back before lunchtime tomorrow!

Your Dear Wife XX

What the f+-k does IMHO mean?

Acronym Definition

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IMHO In My Hesitating Opinion

IMHO In My Highest Opinion

IMHO In My Holy Opinion

IMHO In My Honest Opinion

IMHO International Medical Health Organisation

IMHO Internet Media House (Russian media-buying agency

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