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I would just like to make it clear, that this is not from personal experience!

A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for

me?"

"I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a

quarter won't give you a full erection"

"I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an

erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my

slippers!!!"

I would just like to make it clear, that this is not from personal experience!

A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.

ha :lol: you lying old fker. it was u waznitt :D YOU SHUDA ASKED FOR IT BY MEDICAL TERM

MYCOXAPHLOPPIN "" :lol:

slippers!!!"

Certainly not Blackhat

That wee old man was scottish

That wee old man was Thee!

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OI" WHERE U GET THEM FLASH ICON"S U FLASH GITT. :lol:
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I would just like to make it clear, that this is not from personal experience!

A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for

me?"

"I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a

quarter won't give you a full erection"

"I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an

erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my

slippers!!!"

we'll all need some viagra soon, there's a general erection on the 1st may

I would just like to make it clear, that this is not from personal experience!

A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for

me?"

"I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a

quarter won't give you a full erection"

"I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an

erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my

slippers!!!"

Did u know they now have Viagra eye drops……. :rolleyes: it makes u look hard :rolleyes:

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Did u know they now have Viagra eye drops……. :rolleyes: it makes u look hard :rolleyes:

No but seriously, if you do take Viagra, make sure you swallow them properly or you will get a stiff neck! ;)

Ugh! sorry couldnt resist.

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