Mate of mine rang me earlier today, he was on his way to Blackpool and knocked over a pig, killed it dead.

He asked me, "What do I do with it?"

I said , if your sure its dead, throw it in the ditch

"Ok" he said, "what do I do with the camera he was holding? "

Mate of mine rang me earlier today, he was on his way to Blackpool and knocked over a pig, killed it dead.

He asked me, "What do I do with it?"

I said , if your sure its dead, throw it in the ditch

"Ok" he said, "what do I do with the camera he was holding? "

My bro in law's one of them, dont tell him I laughed.

Yeah, I`ve got FIVE relatives in "The force", not much good at getting parties started, but having regular visits (in uniform) to my house keeps the locals in check!

Still funny all the same