Moderator drewpy Posted March 31, 2008 Moderator Share Posted March 31, 2008 A couple decide to go on holiday and arrive at Terminal 5. Seeing the chaos the husband reasures his wife. "Look we've been stressed out all year we've not managed a holiday for ages as soon as we're away from here things will get better" The next day they manage to get on a plane, but without their luggage. "Still look on the bright side dear we've always wanted to see Tibet and now we're on our way" When they get to Tibet they get caught up in a protest march outside the airport and mistaken for activists they're arrested and spend three days in jail. "Come on dear keep your spirits up we've done nothing wrong, it'll all be sorted soon." Then an Embassy official manages to secure their release but only on the undestanding that they are put straight on a plane back to Blighty. Filthy, starving and dishevelled they arrive back at Heathrow. "OK dear that may have been a nightmare but when we get home you can soak in a nice hot bath and I'll take you out on the town for a show and a slap up meal. Look here's the taxi.... Driver?... Romsey Close, Farnborough please?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnotme Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Might be me not being a brit but I don't get the last line? "Driver?... Romsey Close, Farnborough please?"[/codebox] Related to the joke, but how the hell does one airport terminal back up an entire fricking airport? Was that a brit thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted April 1, 2008 Author Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2008 Might be me not being a brit but I don't get the last line? "Driver?... Romsey Close, Farnborough please?"[/codebox] Related to the joke, but how the hell does one airport terminal back up an entire fricking airport? Was that a brit thing? its where the jet crashed into the house the other day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted April 1, 2008 Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2008 They went on holiday and forgot to switch off the landing light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Might be me not being a brit but I don't get the last line? "Driver?... Romsey Close, Farnborough please?"[/codebox] Related to the joke, but how the hell does one airport terminal back up an entire fricking airport? Was that a brit thing? It was easy, just another cock-up. Wait until the Olympics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnotme Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 its where the jet crashed into the house the other day!! Oh, thats right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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