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A coach driver was driving a load of blind people around. He stopped at a pub for a drink and being the kind person that he was, he told the blind people to play some football, and attatched a couple of bells on a ball so then they could hear where abouts it was.

After much plastering of himself, a couple of coppers walked in and asked who was looking after a bunch of blind people. The driver owned up and asked them why. "Well sir they're kicking the shit out of a load of morris dancers!"

A coach driver was driving a load of blind people around. He stopped at a pub for a drink and being the kind person that he was, he told the blind people to play some football, and attatched a couple of bells on a ball so then they could hear where abouts it was.

After much plastering of himself, a couple of coppers walked in and asked who was looking after a bunch of blind people. The driver owned up and asked them why. "Well sir they're kicking the shit out of a load of morris dancers!"

Good One!! :lol::lol:

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