Crikey I'm still blushing but I've also got a stitch from larfing too

Amanda

Whose this dick then?

I believe I am right in saying if I tried to make my fz1 look like a HD my father would disown me and all my friends would have terrible accidents from laughing and puking.

Anyway didnt the HD lump come from the designers of tractor engines? Hmmmm yes I believe it did god damn it!

Did HD management not long back decide to patent the noise of the HD and after a long while and a bucket seat full of money decided on the noise best described as "...potato....potato....potato"? Hmmmmmmm yes I believe they did god damn it!

So...

In all fairness its a "bike" designed by tractor builders to sound like a vegetable's name - fecking marvellous!!!

Ho Hum, where did i park moy track'or then. Arrggghhhh nightmare.

Just wear your boots Dirtmonster, tap your heals together and say to yourself "fazer1000...fazer1000...fazer1000" and you will be back at home nice and safe

Harleys?

Motorcycles (sort of) for terminally deluded .....if I wanted a pile of crap underneath me I'd just shit in my pants instead!

Lot cheaper....and you don't have to go round offering blowjobs to other riders either.

I wanted to reply to this thread but I dont think I need to after reading that

Why do yall try to dress your bikes up like Harleys,.....don't you realize how much of a poser you are?

Harleys are good. All others are junk,...rice,....wannabe rice riders.

the hd forums at least HAVE people in them talking!

But why the fuck post on a Yamaha forum if thats all you have to say?

I am a general fan of bikes whatever form they may come in but I chose to ride a sports bike. Thats called personal preference.

um,....I agree with Zoomsplat,......posers,.....

you guys DO know,...yall really aren't bikers? Yall are motorcycle enthusiast.

You can't ride a pile o plastic,.....and actually think you're a biker?

posers,...... :rolleyes: wannabees at best,........

On a clear night you can smell the rice burning!!!

um,....I agree with Zoomsplat,......posers,.....

you guys DO know,...yall really aren't bikers? Yall are motorcycle enthusiast.

You can't ride a pile o plastic,.....and actually think you're a biker?

posers,...... :rolleyes: wannabees at best,........

On a clear night you can smell the rice burning!!!

I ride .2 tonnes of steel around every day. I will ride this "pile of plastic" in any weather, not giving a shite if it gets wet or not, not too bothered how much chrome has rusted through either. It is stored in the garden under a cover. I dont clean the chrome, I dont worry about scratches and polishing them out. I ride the bike. If I wanted to look like an over paid rejected biker, I would have got a Harley.

I wanted to reply to this thread but I dont think I need to after reading that

But why the fuck post on a Yamaha forum if thats all you have to say?

I am a general fan of bikes whatever form they may come in but I chose to ride a sports bike. Thats called personal preference.

I really dont know who you are or where you are from but one word springing to mind is

I like all bikes in whatever variety they come in. Why don't you just accept the fact we are not all the same and stick with what you enjoy.

Guys....don't keep sending reported posts to the Mods!

If it's spam, something illegal or hardcore porn etc....fine!

But if it's some spermguzzling cocksucker like this troll just tell him to fuck off and get his rectum stretched at the HD dealership or something.

Or use him as cannon fodder to practice new insults.

This is YamahaClub....you're Yamaha riders....a forum for bikers....not choirboys!

Now fight your corner......or bend over and buy a Honda!

Now watch and learn from my next post!

um,....I agree with Zoomsplat,......posers,.....

you guys DO know,...yall really aren't bikers? Yall are motorcycle enthusiast.

You can't ride a pile o plastic,.....and actually think you're a biker?

posers,...... :rolleyes: wannabees at best,........

On a clear night you can smell the rice burning!!!

WTF is "yall" you inbred trailer park hillbilly?

Take Bubba's dick out of your ass....and BillyBob's dick out of your mouth as well.

Now get back to your trailer, fire up some John Cougar Mellancamp, watch the NASCAR channel while nibbling your mayonnise sandwiches through your three remaining teeth.

And with any luck you may get the chance to fuck your sister again later!

Now Extreme ,.....that was a good retort!!!!!

You city-slickin sissy boy!

Cheers mate....but I don't live in the city!

I live in the country....and I have a donkey!

But in mitigation....he's quicker than a Harley, more reliable than a Harley, and costs less to run than a Harley.

And unlike a Harley he expels turds rather than attracts them!

Now fight your corner......or bend over and buy a Honda!

Now watch and learn from my next post!

oi!! bugger off with the honda jokes!!! come on lads the fighting is great, he's so scared look he hasn't come back the f*cking twat!!

oi!! bugger off with the honda jokes!!! come on lads the fighting is great, he's so scared look he hasn't come back the f*cking twat!!

You can say "fucking" if you want to Tommy! Don't confuse us with the Honda forum!

Guys....don't keep sending reported posts to the Mods!

If it's spam, something illegal or hardcore porn etc....fine!

What about Softcore porn??? Sorry couldn't resist.

You can say "fucking" if you want to Tommy! Don't confuse us with the Honda forum!

This probably is the least moderated forum I've been to. And it's nice. But I know with this being a mainly European membered site that Europe is much more leniant of this stuff. Hell, we can't go swimming naked without jail time and god forbid a kid sees you naked while swimming. Then you become a Child Molester.

But on the Subject of Honda, Harley, and America. Harley riders obsess about things made in America and supporting the American Working Man(who is really nothing more than a lazy Union bastard). But Honda employs way way way way way more Americans than Harley could ever dream of. Years ago I remember hearing Honda employes roughly 250,000 American workers (Including cars, SUVs, ATVs, Motorcycles, Small Engines, R&D, etc) and Harley around 35,000. So who is better for America? Go F Yourself Harley.

They still throwing donkies off the tops of churches where you live?

Sorry got lost somewhere!

But on the Subject of Honda, Harley, and America. Harley riders obsess about things made in America and supporting the American Working Man(who is really nothing more than a lazy Union bastard). But Honda employs way way way way way more Americans than Harley could ever dream of. Years ago I remember hearing Honda employes roughly 250,000 American workers (Including cars, SUVs, ATVs, Motorcycles, Small Engines, R&D, etc) and Harley around 35,000. So who is better for America? Go F Yourself Harley.

Harley Davidson have nearly shut down production now, because of a big fall in sales and a grand overestimate of what they could sell in 2007.

Ford have lost about $15 billion this year and have sacked tens of thousands. General Motors has just rescued itself from the mire by setting up a medical foundation for its workers. Others are on the edge.

Harley Davidson have nearly shut down production now, because of a big fall in sales and a grand overestimate of what they could sell in 2007.

Ford have lost about $15 billion this year and have sacked tens of thousands. General Motors has just rescued itself from the mire by setting up a medical foundation for its workers. Others are on the edge.

hehe will give this tread a bump purely because it made me laugh so much.

Xtreme, you're a legend fella...

To anyone who gets all misty-eyed about how Harleys are all iconic and americana and shit... take the rose coloured specs off for fuck's sake...

YES Harleys have the cool ripped jeans 70s hellraiser image... Harleys were cool when America was cool. In the early 70s. The pushrod V8 burn baby burn size twelve carbon footprint era.

This is the 21st century though chaps. America isn't cool any more. I'm afraid to say the rest of the world no longer aspires to your way of doing things. In fact, most of the rest of the world feels a bit sorry for you. Or at least worries, given the state of your economy and the quality of your leader. Yet, ironically, Harleys still in a weird way sum up the nation in which they were conceived. Unreliable, overpriced, and most importantly stuck in the past.

P.S. The above isn't true of ALL of America. I know that. It's a generalisation. There are a small minority of people and areas which do not fall into that category. Those readers who appreciate Yams, you're all lifetime members of that minority obviously. Unfortunately you're vastly outnumbered by those of your countrymen who are (and i suspect always will be) stuck in 1970.

P.P.S. In my humble opinion, the UK was still way cooler anyway, even back then... but i'm bound to say that aren't I.

Right... bring on the naysayers... shitty stick at the ready...

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on a manual for my XJR 400 R, have tried most places, but to no avail. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on a manual for my XJR 400 R, have tried most places, but to no avail. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

Sorry boss, you seem to be in the wrong thread, you need to turn around, go back up about 500 yards, take the next left and second right and straight on to the new topic button. (by the way i havent a clue where to get that manual, happy hunting)

hehe will give this tread a bump purely because it made me laugh so much.

Xtreme, you're a legend fella...

To anyone who gets all misty-eyed about how Harleys are all iconic and americana and shit... take the rose coloured specs off for fuck's sake...

YES Harleys have the cool ripped jeans 70s hellraiser image... Harleys were cool when America was cool. In the early 70s. The pushrod V8 burn baby burn size twelve carbon footprint era.

This is the 21st century though chaps. America isn't cool any more. I'm afraid to say the rest of the world no longer aspires to your way of doing things. In fact, most of the rest of the world feels a bit sorry for you. Or at least worries, given the state of your economy and the quality of your leader. Yet, ironically, Harleys still in a weird way sum up the nation in which they were conceived. Unreliable, overpriced, and most importantly stuck in the past.

P.S. The above isn't true of ALL of America. I know that. It's a generalisation. There are a small minority of people and areas which do not fall into that category. Those readers who appreciate Yams, you're all lifetime members of that minority obviously. Unfortunately you're vastly outnumbered by those of your countrymen who are (and i suspect always will be) stuck in 1970.

P.P.S. In my humble opinion, the UK was still way cooler anyway, even back then... but i'm bound to say that aren't I.

Right... bring on the naysayers... shitty stick at the ready...

LOL!!!!! Ill agree I was born and raised in the hills of Ky "Yes Im a HillBilly" But....I have a very respectful job....make more on the hour than anyone in my family ever. And dont have a one tract mind on as stated above..No offense. BUt I do have one question....why am I in this hand basket. and why are we traveling down this dirt road?

lol this is very funny. I reckon live and let live. Harelys? Not my first choice but i do like the look of the big low riders. Ain't got time for any of this "snobbery".