mozzy Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 went to an alarm activation tonight and there were 4 lads playing fottie in the car park so i asked them politley to leave, then i went into the building to start a check and came back out to this eggs and fucking flower and by the time i got to clean it it had dried so hard that boiling water would not remove it i do see the funny side to it lol by the way hello everyone long time no se lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendo phil Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Fortunatly in the liberal society of ours they can get off scott free and you will probably be done for littering. I intend to become rich and buy an island, build a track round the perimeter. I will be in charge of imigration, bikers welcome, no volvos. Of course there will be the death penality for bike thiefs and if you egg somebodies car or house you will have you knee caps shot. Anybody want to come and play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Fortunatly in the liberal society of ours they can get off scott free and you will probably be done for littering. I intend to become rich and buy an island, build a track round the perimeter. I will be in charge of imigration, bikers welcome, no volvos. Of course there will be the death penality for bike thiefs and if you egg somebodies car or house you will have you knee caps shot. Anybody want to come and play? its not quite illegal yet but the bristol police have been chucking the little bastards in the cells for the night lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Hi Moz! Where you been....and what happened to Benidorm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuraimatt Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Dude!, I would see absolutely NO funny side in that... it just shows that those children have no respect for adults or even security officers which means one day they may become violent towards guards, I've known a few guards who've been attacked by harmless looking kids. I want to be a security officer myself with Corps Security and I can tell ya I'd not be happy I wish I worked for G4S but I can't get past the damn answer machine on the phone line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Dude!, I would see absolutely NO funny side in that... it just shows that those children have no respect for adults or even security officers which means one day they may become violent towards guards, I've known a few guards who've been attacked by harmless looking kids. I want to be a security officer myself with Corps Security and I can tell ya I'd not be happy I wish I worked for G4S but I can't get past the damn answer machine on the phone line. deffo dont touch the corps they are fuckers to work for......... try ringing 02087707000 and say operator when prompted then tell the operator you want the recruitment department for whatever area you in ie south west etc. and kids dont get the chance to beat up security officers,,,,,,well not me anyway i carry a 6 cell maglite for such occasions. i usually back off but once or twice i have head butted and punched lol. pete, my internet woould not let me sign into here before i left i did try to contact you mate but everything was rushed at the last minute and i could not get to another computer in time. i am coming over again early next year so we will meet up then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuraimatt Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Heh yeah I know, 'The Corps' seem to think I know where to go for the interview they've invited me to... the only issue is that I DON'T! how do they expect me to find them!, I got a phone call from them today asking me why I hadn't shown up and blah blah blah... I had to ''nicely'' explain to the bastards why I didn't and that seemed to shut them up I'd LIKE to get into G4S or SecuriTas but because they're such huge companys I'm not someone they'd want considering they've got Ex-police and Armed forces to choose from. And whilst I did Street Patrol I used to wear big kick ass boots and a Winchester Steele LED torch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i like my SR Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Winchester Steele LED torch not a fat-ass maglite then? as steriotypical cops use... VOTE MONSTER RAVING LOONEY PARTY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted November 13, 2006 Admin Share Posted November 13, 2006 Little bastards you should have made them eat it off!!! My supra had that done, but it went down the vents at the bottom of the front screen, and like you say i couldnt be arsed to clean it that night, but the next day it took about 4 hours almost impossible to get the egg off!!!!! had to take all the vents out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Heh yeah I know, 'The Corps' seem to think I know where to go for the interview they've invited me to... the only issue is that I DON'T! how do they expect me to find them!, I got a phone call from them today asking me why I hadn't shown up and blah blah blah... I had to ''nicely'' explain to the bastards why I didn't and that seemed to shut them up I'd LIKE to get into G4S or SecuriTas but because they're such huge companys I'm not someone they'd want considering they've got Ex-police and Armed forces to choose from. And whilst I did Street Patrol I used to wear big kick ass boots and a Winchester Steele LED torch matt i would not worry about being ex forcesetc mate i was doing boring static guarding onb a building site then decided after a year(i was 19) that i wanted a driving job with action lol and by heck thats what i got with Group4 as it was known now G4S due to there merger with those wankers securicor. G4S take on anyone providing they pass all the criminal record checks a mate of mine dave has justr got a job on patrol and response with me and he got a twoc (nicking a car) on his record when he was 18 (now 32) and only had a driving licence for 2 months. they do have high standards (obviously i work there lol) but as long as your clean and pass the checks and pass your sia licencs test then they will take you on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuraimatt Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Maybe I shouldn't mention my little incident in Street patrol then... I sort of... clobbered someone with my torch because I perceived them as a threatoning target, well.. more like a target I didn't like and for some reason took offence when I walked past. I wasn't nicked because I was hit first THEN I started clobbering the little fucker with my torch just because the torch is small it doesn't mean it doesn't bloody hurt... same with a pair of Police patrol boots. hehehe. Guards should ATLEAST get to use hand cuffs to arrest people with... at the very least!. In America the Guards are armed and hold handcuff and Batons so why must we be the poofy country and NOT have the same rules!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Streak Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 In America the Guards are armed and hold handcuff and Batons so why must we be the poofy country and NOT have the same rules!. Because this is England and if you are white and English, you can't get any help, can't say boo to a mouse, can't defend yourself and can't express your religious beliefs. On the other hand, if you are any other race, religion, or a criminal or illegal immigrant, then anything goes. NO, IT'S NOT PC, NEITHER AM I AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE WAY OUR SOCIETY IS GOING DOWN THIS PC PATH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Because this is England and if you are white and English, you can't get any help, can't say boo to a mouse, can't defend yourself and can't express your religious beliefs. On the other hand, if you are any other race, religion, or a criminal or illegal immigrant, then anything goes. NO, IT'S NOT PC, NEITHER AM I AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE WAY OUR SOCIETY IS GOING DOWN THIS PC PATH. That's one of the reasons I left the UK a year ago! 7,000 Brits are now leaving EVERY week....we can't all be wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 and people cant understand why i am a racist cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted November 25, 2006 Admin Share Posted November 25, 2006 Get voting people! http://www.ukip.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamman06 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Can't wait till all the bastards are grown up and get the same done to them hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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