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girlie night out

drewpy
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Two wives decided on a girlie night out. On the way home they needed a pee and nipped into a graveyard.

Then they realised that they didn't have any wipes to finish up, so the first one used her knickers, and the second one found a wreath and used that.

The next day one husband rang the other and said 'No more girlie nights out, mine came home with no knickers on'.

The other said, 'Well if you think that's bad mine came home with a card in her crack that said 'From all of us at the fire station - we'll never forget you.''

 

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