mrtone Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 You can't get better than Spike Milligan - unfortunatley I should have put 'Old Spkikes' sayings in first - maybe some one will I hope. There's a bit of logic somewhere with Groucho as well as Spike and all - Noel Coward and the rest.......................... To quote Groucho............'If a black cat walks across your path........this indicates that the cat is going somewhere' 'I remember my first sexual contact..........I've still got the reciept' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 " WELL" I"v never been so insulted in my life" -- [ groucho]- its early yet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy xs Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (Spike) l'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted August 24, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2016 'There is nothing worn under the kilt. Its all in perfect working order.' (Spike) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toutsuite Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Groucho: "I would never join a club that would have me as a member!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtone Posted August 25, 2016 Author Share Posted August 25, 2016 Spike (on his headstone) 'I told you I was ill' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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