Went into Poundland in Salisbury today, as like most husbands do, waited at the exit for the for "the wife". Anyway while waiting, was watching the queue at the tills. An old dear went up to the till with a bottle of water and the young lad said "that's two for a pound" and the old dear said "but I only want one" to which the young lad said "but we can't sell only one, you have to have two"

To which the old dear said "Well I only want one" then stormed out of the shop.

About five minutes later she came back in the shop and sheepishly bought two bottles.

should have bought the other one off her for 50p

Other half works in said shop in wakefield,

Some of the stories she comes home with are amazing,

You wouldn't believe the amount of shop lifter she catchs,

 

Edited August 23, 20159 yr by Volvomeg
carn't spell

there's a series on at the moment. Quite interesting actually