mozzy Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Me: w%$£ God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. Me: hello cock sucker God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: screw you you knob cheese God: That is not very polite. Me: its a compliment you spunk bubble God: w%$£ is a compliment me spunk bubble. I suppose that makes sense. Me: hahahahaha got you ya twat God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about w%$£. Me: knob God: " That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about w%$£. "? knob? Me: w%$£ its a man that induces self gratifacation God: Aren't all man that induces self gratifacation w%$£ it? Me: eh God: Are you Canadian? Me: bristolian God: Tell me a story. Me: once up on a time there was a man the end\ God: When? I will take that under advisement. Me: you really are gay God: Really? That would be just my luck. Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: so hows bigs marys tits God: And? Fine as far as I know. Me: i wanna know God: I will try to explain it to you. Me: go on then God: Narration continues... Me: eh God: Are you Canadian? Me: you sap God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I sap. Me: bollocks God: Is that supposed to mean something specific? Me: what you have banging ur arse each night God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: ah right God: So you understand. Good. I am glad we agree. Me: can you give me some money God: Why do you want it?. Me: to buy a new motorbike God: How much do you want to pay for it? Me: couple million God: Is that from ? Me: i also need a left handed screw driver for my 1 armed friend God: Also? How badly do you need it? Me: well he wants to use it on his remote control car cause he says its poo God: Interesting. Do you think he will get it. Me: i dont know but his missus could have it God: Would you like to know? Where did he get it? Me: round the back of the kebab shop God: In the context of a left handed screw driver for your 1 armed friend, I don't understand " round the back of the kebab shop." . Me: bye God: Goodbye. Me: tosser God: Are you really a ""? Me: c&%£ God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: homo God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time Me: you are boring me now u dick head cock sucking bible basher i just get bored sometimes..thats my conversation with the mighty one Edited April 4, 2006 by mozzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted April 5, 2006 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2006 That reminds me of a site I used to belong to.......FullRevs....which is NOT the same as this link They had a Forum Bot feature in one of their sections....that would carry on a half-witted conversation with the same type of replies. Funny as Hell it was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I ran one on GigaBikes about 3 years ago....and reprogrammed it with EddyIrish's vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 thats wicked i could sit here all day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted April 7, 2006 Admin Share Posted April 7, 2006 Wonder how long it took before mozzy realised it wasnt a real person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 (edited) Wonder how long it took before mozzy realised it wasnt a real person about as long as it took me to realise what a poof you are alex exactly 3 minutes and 12 seconds Edited April 11, 2006 by mozzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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