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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:

w%$£

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

Me:

hello cock sucker

God:

I am not interesed in your anatomy.

Me:

screw you you knob cheese

God:

That is not very polite.

Me:

its a compliment you spunk bubble

God:

w%$£ is a compliment me spunk bubble. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

hahahahaha got you ya twat

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about w%$£.

Me:

knob

God:

" That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about w%$£. "? knob?

Me:

w%$£ its a man that induces self gratifacation

God:

Aren't all man that induces self gratifacation w%$£ it?

Me:

eh

God:

Are you Canadian?

Me:

bristolian

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

once up on a time there was a man the end\

God:

When? I will take that under advisement.

Me:

you really are gay

God:

Really? That would be just my luck.

Me:

haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

so hows bigs marys tits

God:

And? Fine as far as I know.

Me:

i wanna know

God:

I will try to explain it to you.

Me:

go on then

God:

Narration continues...

Me:

eh

God:

Are you Canadian?

Me:

you sap

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: said I sap.

Me:

bollocks

God:

Is that supposed to mean something specific?

Me:

what you have banging ur arse each night

God:

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

ah right

God:

So you understand. Good. I am glad we agree.

Me:

can you give me some money

God:

Why do you want it?.

Me:

to buy a new motorbike

God:

How much do you want to pay for it?

Me:

couple million

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

i also need a left handed screw driver for my 1 armed friend

God:

Also? How badly do you need it?

Me:

well he wants to use it on his remote control car cause he says its poo

God:

Interesting. Do you think he will get it.

Me:

i dont know but his missus could have it

God:

Would you like to know? Where did he get it?

Me:

round the back of the kebab shop

God:

In the context of a left handed screw driver for your 1 armed friend, I don't understand " round the back of the kebab shop." .

Me:

bye

God:

Goodbye.

Me:

tosser

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

c&%£

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

homo

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time

Me:

you are boring me now u dick head cock sucking bible basher

i just get bored sometimes..thats my conversation with the mighty one

Edited April 4, 200618 yr by mozzy

That reminds me of a site I used to belong to.......FullRevs....which is NOT the same as this link

They had a Forum Bot feature in one of their sections....that would carry on a half-witted conversation with the same type of replies.

Funny as Hell it was!

I ran one on GigaBikes about 3 years ago....and reprogrammed it with EddyIrish's vocabulary.

thats wicked i could sit here all day!!!

Wonder how long it took before mozzy realised it wasnt a real person

Wonder how long it took before mozzy realised it wasnt a real person

about as long as it took me to realise what a poof you are alex

exactly 3 minutes and 12 seconds

Edited April 11, 200618 yr by mozzy