I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There

was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the

package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her

thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into

the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her.

It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a

few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

I'm such an ass. I was watchin something in the background and reading at the same time and Man did you get me with that......lol

There was no need for that ! Here am i sat here early on a Saturday morning, sporting the mother of all hangovers, you made me laugh so much i've got to go back to bed.