Sir Tom Jones Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Mate sent this to me made me giggle. THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower,I stand in front of the mirror,complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, heuncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs.How long will this take?" I asked."They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again Stupid, stupid man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted March 21, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2006 Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" Oooooh! ....That guy should know better than to try putting out a fire with a tin of petrol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted March 21, 2006 Admin Share Posted March 21, 2006 If only mine didnt have big ones i could have used that one... so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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