Dark 46 Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power went out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says..."Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted March 14, 2006 Admin Share Posted March 14, 2006 Cant believe i laughed to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted March 14, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2006 That 1 has BLONDE written all over it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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