up.yours Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I went to see the doctor. He asked me if I'd ever given myself a prostate examination.I replied, "Not deliberately, but the wife always buys cheap toilet roll." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Blimey Kev. That's as bad as saying that I got in touch with my "inner self" last night. That's the last time I buy Tesco's Super saver toilet roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted September 21, 2014 Author Share Posted September 21, 2014 Groan.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toutsuite Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Man goes to the doctor. Doctor says: "look I'm afraid you're just going to have to stop masturbating." - "But why doctor?" - "So I can examine you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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