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crap joke !

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I went to see the doctor. He asked me if I'd ever given myself a prostate examination.

I replied, "Not deliberately, but the wife always buys cheap toilet roll." undecided.gif

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    Blimey Kev. That's as bad as saying that I got in touch with my "inner self" last night. That's the last time I buy Tesco's Super saver toilet roll.

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    :shakeno: Groan..

    Man goes to the doctor. Doctor says: "look I'm afraid you're just going to have to stop masturbating."

    - "But why doctor?"

    - "So I can examine you!"

    :razz:

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