I went to see the doctor. He asked me if I'd ever given myself a prostate examination.

I replied, "Not deliberately, but the wife always buys cheap toilet roll."

Blimey Kev. That's as bad as saying that I got in touch with my "inner self" last night. That's the last time I buy Tesco's Super saver toilet roll.

Groan..

Man goes to the doctor. Doctor says: "look I'm afraid you're just going to have to stop masturbating."

- "But why doctor?"

- "So I can examine you!"