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Tom Dick and Harry

mike1949
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Three brothers aged 21, identical triplets were named Tom, Dick and Harry. Tom being the first born always took charge when they went out on the town for a few drinks and to pull the birds.

One Saturday night they went to a nightclub and Tom said “Dick, you get the drinks in while me and Harry go and pull the birds”

Tom spotted three girls on the dance floor dancing around their handbags so Tom and Harry went and joined them. After a couple of minutes one of the girls looked up from the floor and shouted “Oh my god!”

One of the other girls said “what on earths the matter?”

“Just look at the size of their feet” the first girl said.

“That's nothing” Tom said pointing to the bar “You should see the size of our Dick's”

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