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I don't know if I've already told this one before but here goes anyway.

A young lad about 9 years old was sent to bed early by his parents because he was being a right little sod.

So he went up to his bedroom and started reading his comics, about 10 o'clock he heard his mum and dad come up to bed so he pretended to be asleep. After about 15 minutes he heard a strange noise coming from their bedroom, as if they were jumping up and down on the bed.

So he got out of bed and went into their bedroom only to find them making love.

“Get out!” shouted dad.

About three minutes later dad went into his bedroom and said “look son, if you don't tell anybody what you just saw I will buy you that watch youv'e always been after” “Ok dad, it's a deal”

Anyway when he went to school sporting his watch his best mate said “How did you get that fantastic watch?”

“I cant tell you, it's a secret” But, his mate kept on and on til he told him how he got the watch.

So. next day when his mate got home from school he purposly played up at dinner time and sure enough he got sent to bed.

He was lying in bed til about 10 o'clock when he heard his mum and dad come to bed so he pretended to be asleep. Sure enough after about 15 minutes he heard a strange noise coming from their bedroom, so he got out of bed and went into their bedroom where they were making love. His dad shouted out “What the fuck do you want?”

To which the boy replied “I whanna watch” to which the dad replied “”Well come in then and shut the door because it's freezing”

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