Holy Soap

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and

step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not

bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand,

and heads back to the showers.

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his

way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and

freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

" Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure

enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, Then twice

and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more

tugs,then yells.

"Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"