Katie1 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 And I hate to say it but they're right about the numbers game. A cousin of mine had a swathe of beautiful exes and I asked him what his secret was. The answer was surprising but made a lot of sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 did he say he has a massive nob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 or was filthy rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie1 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Nope. Most girls just assume the opposite when they hear that stuff anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 did he say he has a massive nob TBH, most of the 'pretty' women i see/know tend to associate with absolute douchebags, and that is one thing i hope never to be as for the tattoos and piercings, it helps if you have tits, Kev yours dont count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Nope. Most girls just assume the opposite when they hear that stuff anyway just for the record... i have a small willy... feel free to get in touch, you can find me hidden in the stars <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 anyhow mrs/little miss katie, do you remember or are you way to young to remember these scratch and sniff mags i mention. and did you or did you not have a go. and if you could would you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 And I hate to say it but they're right about the numbers game. A cousin of mine had a swathe of beautiful exes and I asked him what his secret was. The answer was surprising but made a lot of sense... Proven fact women want what other women have so skip the wing man and get yourself a wing girl Foams,you roll in with a girl and everyother girl in the club will notice you and cut her appart! A old ex of mine who I get along with great loves to play pick up with me,she knows I am a male slut and often tells girls "he wouldn't fuck you" when I tell her that's the one I want tonight while I am chatting with another one. I get a 85% succes rate with this . I am no prince charming,not hard to look at but I dont have huge mussels,I dont buy drinks,I dont really give complements,and if 1 girl is chatting with me and someone else comes up I will cut them off.Women hate to be second fiddel and will do anything to be in the spot light,so the less attention you give them,without being a dirt bag,the more they want you. Give him some tip's from your cousin Katey. We are all chearing for you Foams,so here is my challenge for you the next time your out for drinks keep the drinks low and chat to every girl in the club don't think about gettin some just the challenge of talking to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 you don't have to tell him twice to keep the drinks low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 LOL well Kev we all know the fastest way to get a girl to instantly not like you when you first meet her is to be piss assed drunk,unless she is more drunk than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted March 22, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2014 Proven fact women want what other women have so skip the wing man and get yourself a wing girl Foams,you roll in with a girl and everyother girl in the club will notice you and cut her appart! A old ex of mine who I get along with great loves to play pick up with me,she knows I am a male slut and often tells girls "he wouldn't fuck you" when I tell her that's the one I want tonight while I am chatting with another one. I get a 85% succes rate with this . I am no prince charming,not hard to look at but I dont have huge mussels,I dont buy drinks,I dont really give complements,and if 1 girl is chatting with me and someone else comes up I will cut them off.Women hate to be second fiddel and will do anything to be in the spot light,so the less attention you give them,without being a dirt bag,the more they want you. Give him some tip's from your cousin Katey. We are all chearing for you Foams,so here is my challenge for you the next time your out for drinks keep the drinks low and chat to every girl in the club don't think about gettin some just the challenge of talking to them. Yep, mate of mine. In our fine armed forces. Wears a wedding ring, not married and never wants to be (proper army barmy, finished his term then went back in) but he recons its a first class winner. Prob for the same reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Yeah, that's usually me... hence how i ended up with 6 DT50s, an FTO, a caravan and grouchs' old XT125 -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 my mate shit in HER bed on his first date , puked on the bathroom floor a week later on his second date, he now has two kids with her and im going to his wedding in august. she's fit too. and rich,,and her parents are well off. he must just have what it takes .or his nobs massive ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 so if i shit in a womans bed, then vomit on the bathroom floor... they'll like it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Foams I think what Kev is saying is ????? just get out there and stop woring of what they think of you,jerk off so you dont look so deperate and have fun you might make alot of girlfrends along the way.Actual real girlfriends!!!! and they will help your get laid!Or have a friend who will put up with all your shit in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie1 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 anyhow mrs/little miss katie, do you remember or are you way to young to remember these scratch and sniff mags i mention. and did you or did you not have a go. and if you could would you... Well, I'd like to say I'm too young but that might, just possibly mind, be a little inaccurate. In reality, nope never heard of such a thing but would have been up for it (not, oh, well, never mind) if I'd seen one! Guessing they were a jealously guarded secret by those who preferred not being called a wanker... Anyway, pretty sure that a packet of Skips and some cheesy Wotsits would achieve the full stereoscopic(or whatever) olfactory effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 hahahah Anyway, pretty sure that a packet of Skips and some cheesy Wotsits would achieve the full stereoscopic(or whatever) olfactory effect I hope you sent Foams some bad advice,well good but bad er um any advice LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Anyway, pretty sure that a packet of Skips and some cheesy Wotsits would achieve the full stereoscopic(or whatever) olfactory effect f*ck knows what sort of guys you were hanging around with, but some of us actually get in the shower and scrape the cheese off once in a while! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted March 23, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2014 f*ck knows what sort of guys you were hanging around with, but some of us actually get in the shower and scrape the cheese off once in a while! yours is most likely burned off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 24, 2014 Author Share Posted March 24, 2014 well ! i have just tried a bag of wotsits , and they don't seem to be bringing any fond memories back. i was always curious as to what they coated the scratch patch with, ie TUNA SALMON , or just plain COD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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