March 24, 201410 yr Moderator well ! i have just tried a bag of wotsits , and they don't seem to be bringing any fond memories back. i was always curious as to what they coated the scratch patch with, ie TUNA SALMON , or just plain COD. Scampi fries would be my guess....
March 24, 201410 yr Author then i thought,,,, would they rip the general public off . or would they use the real mcoy No they wouldn't ? would they
March 24, 201410 yr Just think of a line of old and i mean realy old fat chicks standing ove the paper as it runs under,,,and you sniffed it or worse ,that will give you the wigglies Kev.
March 25, 201410 yr There is, without any question or doubt, something wrong with certain members of this forum.
March 25, 201410 yr I can see it now, all them Grannies that knitt your shreddies on the advert then slip off there slacks and start crumping on the "sniff here" patch. Leaving that sloppy dog dribble spot right in the area that your snout is going to touch.
March 26, 201410 yr Its when you wake up in the morning and the bedsheets stick to your back like a cape...
March 26, 201410 yr Author you need to show them who's boss steve.. and make her lie in the wet patch.. it's there mess anyway.
March 27, 201410 yr Why would her tit smell of fish? surely that scratch patch needs to be lower down
March 27, 201410 yr Author no ! thats what your looking at while your scratching. you wouldn't want that covering up.
March 28, 201410 yr Ah so your sniffing her tit and looking at the glory hole with crooked eyes whilst chocking the chicken. And they say men cant multi task
March 28, 201410 yr Whiles on this subject" you know them kicker knockers, [Washing line],,, Ther was a local guy got caught with his garage Full of stolen panties,,, I knew the cops, so i asked what kick they got,,, Well cop says " they boil the kettle, [ hold the gusset at spout] and steam the Drawers to get the smell of them,",
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