Moderator Cynic Posted March 24, 2014 Moderator Posted March 24, 2014 well ! i have just tried a bag of wotsits , and they don't seem to be bringing any fond memories back. i was always curious as to what they coated the scratch patch with, ie TUNA SALMON , or just plain COD. Scampi fries would be my guess....
up.yours Posted March 24, 2014 Author Posted March 24, 2014 then i thought,,,, would they rip the general public off . or would they use the real mcoy No they wouldn't ? would they
dt502001 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Just think of a line of old and i mean realy old fat chicks standing ove the paper as it runs under,,,and you sniffed it or worse ,that will give you the wigglies Kev.
dt502001 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 not cool dude, not cool. You licked one ....didn't you? Foams
obriens65 Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 There is, without any question or doubt, something wrong with certain members of this forum. 2
Noise Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 I can see it now, all them Grannies that knitt your shreddies on the advert then slip off there slacks and start crumping on the "sniff here" patch. Leaving that sloppy dog dribble spot right in the area that your snout is going to touch.
wild foamy Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but ive woken up next to a few
wild foamy Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Its all fun and games until somebody has to sleep in the damp spot...
wild foamy Posted March 26, 2014 Posted March 26, 2014 Its when you wake up in the morning and the bedsheets stick to your back like a cape...
up.yours Posted March 26, 2014 Author Posted March 26, 2014 you need to show them who's boss steve.. and make her lie in the wet patch.. it's there mess anyway.
Noise Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 Why would her tit smell of fish? surely that scratch patch needs to be lower down
up.yours Posted March 27, 2014 Author Posted March 27, 2014 no ! thats what your looking at while your scratching. you wouldn't want that covering up. 1
Noise Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Ah so your sniffing her tit and looking at the glory hole with crooked eyes whilst chocking the chicken. And they say men cant multi task
blackhat250 Posted March 28, 2014 Posted March 28, 2014 Whiles on this subject" you know them kicker knockers, [Washing line],,, Ther was a local guy got caught with his garage Full of stolen panties,,, I knew the cops, so i asked what kick they got,,, Well cop says " they boil the kettle, [ hold the gusset at spout] and steam the Drawers to get the smell of them,",
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