Moderator Cynic Posted March 24, 2014 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2014 well ! i have just tried a bag of wotsits , and they don't seem to be bringing any fond memories back. i was always curious as to what they coated the scratch patch with, ie TUNA SALMON , or just plain COD. Scampi fries would be my guess.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Finger lickin' goooood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 24, 2014 Author Share Posted March 24, 2014 then i thought,,,, would they rip the general public off . or would they use the real mcoy No they wouldn't ? would they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Just think of a line of old and i mean realy old fat chicks standing ove the paper as it runs under,,,and you sniffed it or worse ,that will give you the wigglies Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 not cool dude, not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 not cool dude, not cool. You licked one ....didn't you? Foams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriens65 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 There is, without any question or doubt, something wrong with certain members of this forum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I can see it now, all them Grannies that knitt your shreddies on the advert then slip off there slacks and start crumping on the "sniff here" patch. Leaving that sloppy dog dribble spot right in the area that your snout is going to touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but ive woken up next to a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 i new i would find um somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 One for Foams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Its all fun and games until somebody has to sleep in the damp spot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 Yea , why does it go cold so quickly. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Its when you wake up in the morning and the bedsheets stick to your back like a cape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 you need to show them who's boss steve.. and make her lie in the wet patch.. it's there mess anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 here's the centre fold from hustle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Why would her tit smell of fish? surely that scratch patch needs to be lower down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 no ! thats what your looking at while your scratching. you wouldn't want that covering up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Ah so your sniffing her tit and looking at the glory hole with crooked eyes whilst chocking the chicken. And they say men cant multi task Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Whiles on this subject" you know them kicker knockers, [Washing line],,, Ther was a local guy got caught with his garage Full of stolen panties,,, I knew the cops, so i asked what kick they got,,, Well cop says " they boil the kettle, [ hold the gusset at spout] and steam the Drawers to get the smell of them,", Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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