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well ! i have just tried a bag of wotsits ,

and they don't seem to be bringing any fond memories back.

i was always curious as to what they coated the scratch patch with, ie TUNA SALMON , or just plain COD.

Scampi fries would be my guess....

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then i thought,,,,

would they rip the general public off .

or would they use the real mcoy :eusa_think: No :shakeno: they wouldn't ? would they :razz:

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Just think of a line of old and i mean realy old fat chicks standing ove the paper as it runs under,,,and you sniffed it or worse :razz: ,that will give you the wigglies Kev. :hah:

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:barf:

not cool dude, not cool.

You licked one ....didn't you? Foams :hah:

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There is, without any question or doubt, something wrong with certain members of this forum. :yeah:

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I can see it now, all them Grannies that knitt your shreddies on the advert then slip off there slacks and start crumping on the "sniff here" patch. Leaving that sloppy dog dribble spot right in the area that your snout is going to touch. :eusa_shifty:

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you need to show them who's boss steve..

and make her lie in the wet patch.. it's there mess anyway. :eusa_think:

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Why would her tit smell of fish? surely that scratch patch needs to be lower down

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no ! thats what your looking at while your scratching.

you wouldn't want that covering up.

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Ah so your sniffing her tit and looking at the glory hole with crooked eyes whilst chocking the chicken.

And they say men cant multi task :biglaugha:

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Whiles on this subject" you know them kicker knockers, [Washing line],,, Ther was a local guy got caught with his garage Full of stolen panties,,,

I knew the cops, so i asked what kick they got,,, :eusa_think: Well cop says " they boil the kettle, [ hold the gusset at spout] and steam the Drawers to get the smell of them,", :crylaugh:

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