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'Well twist my nipple nuts Mr Lister Sir' Brilliant stuff!

Made of these.

Hence the rhyme with cheese. ;)

I beg to differ, but it is "Sweet dreams are made of this"

  • 3 weeks later...

Taking a Grumpy = Having a Shit (many extras out there)

Also known as:

Laying cable

Curling one round (a particularly large shit which is one large piece and has a tendancy to curl around the U-bend, may need a coat hanger to cut it down to flushable size)

Also, it may be worth noting:

Hydraulic cough / technicolour yawn - Vomit

Chin rest - the part between a mans balls and bumhole, aka the 'gooch'

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