mike1949 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 One Saturday morning when Father O'Donnel was walking down the high street and the vicar was walking towards him, he said "Good morning, vicar" The Vicar just walked straight past him without saying a word. "Excuse me, Vicar" Said Father O'Donnel, but I just said "Hello" "I'm so sorry" said the vicar, but I am so depressed because somebody has stolen my bicycle, the one that I use to get around to see my parishioners, and I don't know what to do without it. "Right", "Next time you take Mass, recite the ten commandments, " When you get to ""thy shall not Steal"" " Look up from the Pulpit and you will see the guilty face" Anyway, two weeks later When they met again in the High street, the vicar had a big grin on his face, so Father O'Donnel said, So it worked worked what I said then? Not exactually, When I got to "Thy shalt not commit adultry" "I remembered where I left my bike" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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