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A lady in her eighties went to the doctor

mike1949
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A lady in her eighties went to see her doctor.

When she went in the doc said "hello mrs smith, your looking well, how can I help you?"

To which she replied "I've got trouble with my averies doctor"

"no, madam averies are where you keep tropical birds, ladies have overies"

"yes but I have trouble with my averies"

"no madam, ladies have ovaries, look, never mind, just get on the bed and I'll sort you out"

Anyway after the doctor had a look inside her "private parts" he said.

"Actually madam, you might be right, I see you've had a cockatoo up there"

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    Mike" go stand in the drewpy Corny er :crowded::eusa_shhh:

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