Posted January 23, 200619 yr Admin > > > ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION > > > > > > Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The > > > priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? > > > Yes, Father it is. > > > And who was the woman you were with? > > > I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. > > > Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may > > > as > > > well tell me now. > > > Was it Tina Minetti? > > > I cannot say. > > > Was it Teresa Volpe? > > > I'll never tell. > > > Was it Nina Capeli? > > > I'm sorry but I cannot name her. > > > Was it Cathy Piriano? > > > My lips are sealed. > > > Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? > > > Please, Father, I cannot tell you. > > > The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi > > > and > > > I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend > > > church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. > > > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and > > > whispers, > > > What'd you get? > > > Four months vacation and five good leads...
January 23, 200619 yr Moderator > > > What'd you get? > > > Four months vacation and five good leads...
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