One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it

means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one

from a chap in Switzerland ...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A

Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a

Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American

shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh how so true ... bloddy french

very true! there's not much true british stuff around these days. thank fook

Well, if the shoe fits?...